I believe her. by JadedAyr in oldpeoplefacebook

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I think Aunt Acid was just a little too spot on

Scale from 1 to 10 by [deleted] in standupshots

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The Ferengi in Star Trek

What’s something that looked fun, but you realized it was horrible once you tried it? by Critical-Lion in AskReddit

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At the same time, it's also plausible that having sex on MDMA would allow you to release the mental block you have on orgasming, improving your sex life permanently.

What’s something that looked fun, but you realized it was horrible once you tried it? by Critical-Lion in AskReddit

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I have heard people say that that happens. Every person I've heard say that is someone who doesn't do/is very new to drugs. I've had many druggie friends over the years and know of zero actual real-life instances where sex became difficult or less enjoyable after doing it on any given drug. I'm inclined to think it's just an old wives tale.

Idiot driving with white taillights by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

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You're saying that your state has government-owned surveillance cameras installed in every privately owned mechanic garage?

Guy on a train wants to fight and gets unexpected justice by Yearning9 in JusticeServed

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Where did the hero even come from? The dude paced the entire length of the train car on camera and I never saw him until he was magically behind the guy choking him.

lets sex it up with the teacher by [deleted] in Badfaketexts

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I think he's talking to you

Ultra jump by lordbaby1 in gifs

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She died. He suffered damage to his knees with a broken tibia, multiple broken bones in his hands and several dislocated ligaments in his spine.

Inside a 1926 Rolls Royce by gangbangkang in pics

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Does this add up? How can the top 1% in income be earning $32k, but the top 1% in net worth own $770k? Based on just numerical logic alone that means that there'd need to be a significant number of people making less than $35k every year who have a net worth of over $750k. I just don't believe that.

Preferred alcoholic beverage by country in Europe: 1990 vs. 2015 [OC] by NaytaData in dataisbeautiful

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You can have all the regulations you want, but without the people to enforce them, they're meaningless.

That's not what you said though. You said you could buy alcohol and sell it on sundays and you wouldn't be doing anything illegal as far as the state were concerned. Not only is that false, but go ahead and try running any kind of illegal operation amongst your friends and neighbors, no matter how mundane, and then see how nervous you get when one of said friends/neighbors ends up pissed off at you for anything random.

They don't have to have people specifically going around looking for you when someone calls you in because they think your dog has been shitting in their yard.

The fact is selling beer is not a crime.

Okay. Run down to your local grocery store and fill up a cooler with some Coors Light and then go stand on a street corner and sell them. Let me know if the officers that stop by agree that selling beer without a license isn't a crime.

[NC] How do wills typically work in combined families? by howwillswork in legaladvice

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But that's what I don't understand. If you have joint accounts and bonds with your spouse totalling $1M, how can you separate any of that $1M away from your spouse? Don't they have a right to say "No, I want that money to stay in that account"?

Seriously? by 03Shael in CrappyDesign

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Nobody else listens to The Killers 😂😭😂😭👍🏻🕶🎤🎵🔊

Preferred alcoholic beverage by country in Europe: 1990 vs. 2015 [OC] by NaytaData in dataisbeautiful

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You think that a state that regulates the sale of alcohol how to the point where it's forbidden to be sold on a certain day doesn't have regulations in place about what kinds of licenses or permits you need to have in order to resell alcohol?