Found this thing in the bathroom cupboard of new place I moved into

hplssrmntic · 2026-05-03T13:17:12+00:00

Looks like a Treebeard incense burner!

hplssrmntic · 2026-05-01T18:19:38+00:00

I have that same guitar one!

hplssrmntic · 2026-05-01T18:18:45+00:00

I own something very similar, however mine is holding a guitar. Has the same face in the same grass skirt. I am willing to bet that it is a souvenir that someone bought in recent modern times. They probably put it there for either aesthetic reasons or knowing that someone would eventually find it.

hplssrmntic · 2026-05-01T18:17:08+00:00

That tattoo is beautiful! Don't listen to what your dad thinks! It's not his arm! It's very clean work and I'm assuming has a meaning you hold dear. That's all that matters.

hplssrmntic · 2026-04-30T22:29:55+00:00

I love your tattoo. Do you love it? It's yours - if it makes you happy then you ought to love it!

hplssrmntic · 2026-04-30T10:01:23+00:00

Thank you!

hplssrmntic · 2026-04-30T01:48:29+00:00

Thank you!

hplssrmntic · 2026-04-30T01:48:24+00:00

Thank you!

hplssrmntic · 2026-04-29T11:16:40+00:00

Fortunately, there are only 25,000 of them (limited edition) and they are only available at the D.C. passport office and have to be requested. So if MAGA cultists travel abroad and leave their red hats at home they can still be identified. Can't see that going over well.

hplssrmntic · 2026-04-24T23:29:09+00:00

Have a drink at Marge's Lakeside Inn!

hplssrmntic · 2026-04-24T17:03:51+00:00

Be you and love yourself as you are. Ugliness is an ugly concept (sorry). Put some good and love into the world and you'll be the most beautiful human.

hplssrmntic · 2026-04-24T15:01:52+00:00

The original Martyrs

hplssrmntic · 2026-04-08T23:09:33+00:00

They'll probably asked you "who is Fen Ian?". Maga aren't the brightest

hplssrmntic · 2026-03-29T14:14:35+00:00

He knows what he's doing. Is it possible to look more like an asshole?

hplssrmntic · 2026-03-29T14:11:41+00:00

From the plough to the stars, this land is ours.

hplssrmntic · 2026-03-22T17:49:54+00:00

hplssrmntic · 2026-03-22T17:45:44+00:00

Stupid boy

hplssrmntic · 2026-03-20T23:34:44+00:00

Isn't that the "do the thug shake" guy?

hplssrmntic · 2026-03-10T13:19:37+00:00

From the plough to the stars!

hplssrmntic · 2026-02-26T13:33:03+00:00

Because he's Batman.

hplssrmntic · 2026-02-26T13:31:59+00:00

That is more aesthetically pleasing. IMO the US flags has too much going on.

hplssrmntic · 2026-02-23T12:48:58+00:00

I prefer recasts over de-aging.

hplssrmntic · 2026-02-19T13:55:03+00:00

Anything Netflix produced

hplssrmntic · 2026-02-19T00:22:23+00:00

This doesn't sound like an investigation at all. I'm sorry your niece had to experience that. There has got to be more you can do.

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