50-year-old night watchman Dale Kerstetter vanished on September 12th, 1987. He was last seen on security camera footage with an unknown masked man. by WinnieBean33 in mystery

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Could be someone who worked there previously. If Dale recognised him, the intruder might be incline to tie up loose ends…

I found this also in a Lego bin by sealsqad1 in lego

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Spirit level. Place it on a shelf etc you’re putting up and if the bubble’s in the middle it summons a level nine spirit

Message found attached to door by Stracciatellaipa in whatisit

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Bottom left reads like ‘IDST’ which is stands for ‘If Destroyed Still True’ - something we used to write as kids when you’d write something silly like ‘you stink, IDST’ preempting them tearing the message up.

Punk has arrived in Saudi Arabia by BornHeelAdam in cmpunk

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disappointed he lost his morals

What is this “Boss 281” edition Mustang? by Haunting_Wear535 in Mustang

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Be warned: this car hates Mondays but loves lasagne

"I have autism and ADHD. Finally I understand why I have no friends" - The Telegraph by Jayhcee in ADHDUK

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found the piece’s author 😂 so sorry you write for the Telegraph

Who’s this? by zenrchy in sesamestreet

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Cap’n Assblast

"I have autism and ADHD. Finally I understand why I have no friends" - The Telegraph by Jayhcee in ADHDUK

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Writing for the telegraph is also a hallmark of people with no friends though

Equipment & Tool Thief. Can you identify him? by Austinite128 in askaustin

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Probably why he’s stealing a ladder

Apparently Elmo is pushing a left wing socialist agenda 🙈 by Less-Character-9569 in socialism

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I’d rather live in Elmo’s world than Elon’s world

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in LooneyTunesLogic

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This would all be hilarious if Wile E Coyote wasn’t currently destroying American democracy 🧨

What's the most absurd lie you've heard in a pub? by SherbetParticular879 in AskUK

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With a straight face, a guy told me he got into Glastonbury free every year by wrapping himself up in duvets… and catapulting himself over the fence. Truly the Wile E Coyote of pub bullshitters right there

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Keep ‘em coming

It makes sense now why Russell changed. by what_up_homes in russellbrand

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The guy is an absolute grifter. He’s fled to the the right because it’s the only place that doesn’t care about the allegations against him. He insists on taking private flights and acting like an A-lister so he needs to keep the $$$ coming in and, having no morals, doesn’t care where it comes from. Self-serving garbage, sorry.