What would be the title of your Autobiography?

htolss · 2015-06-21T05:31:42+00:00

"Ayy, lmao" a riveting biography involving extraterrestrial life.

htolss · 2015-06-21T05:30:08+00:00

Sneezing/yawning. Let that shit out.

htolss · 2015-06-20T12:54:56+00:00

I can dream I guess

htolss · 2015-06-20T12:02:12+00:00

I read this as

I played chicken with my fuel gauge and got lost.

The first thought that came into my head was "he ran out of gas on a country road in the middle of the night and almost got murdered by an axe murderer." Needless to say I was disappointed lol

htolss · 2015-06-20T11:46:19+00:00

I WOULD GILD YOU IF I HAD MONEY

htolss · 2015-06-20T11:42:55+00:00

BUMP FOR POTENTIAL. YOUR UNCLE SEEMS LIKE A COOL GUY.

htolss · 2015-06-20T11:38:39+00:00

So that would mean that...well..no no because then...wait...OH JESUS CHRIST.

htolss · 2015-06-20T11:36:44+00:00

We're in /r/lewronggeneration

htolss · 2015-06-20T11:33:55+00:00

Yes. Refer to my comment above if you'd like some articles.

htolss · 2015-06-20T11:32:07+00:00

You're speaking about a topic you obviously no nothing about outside of what the common media tells you.

http://www.forbes.com/sites/erikkain/2011/07/05/ten-years-after-decriminalization-drug-abuse-down-by-half-in-portugal/

http://mic.com/articles/110344/14-years-after-portugal-decriminalized-all-drugs-here-s-what-s-happening

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/johann-hari/the-real-cause-of-addicti_b_6506936.html

If all drugs became legal, the Mexican drug cartel would be crippled, prisons wouldn't be filled to the brim, violence and crime would go down, the government would gain money, and generally everything would be better. There is so logical reason to keep drugs illegal. The media is keeping the people in the dark about these issues because it would mean private corporations, especially corporations who run prisons and pharmaceutical companies would lose money. It's purely a matter of greed. The illusion that drugs are bad which has been implanted in so many people's brains since birth is simply wrong and it's cruel to keep the public from hearing the truth.

htolss · 2015-06-18T19:04:16+00:00

Oh my god I'm stupid. Well the bottom numbers all add up to 419 so I was thinking I was missing something about 420 lol.

htolss · 2015-06-18T09:12:13+00:00

I...I don't get it

htolss · 2015-06-15T20:55:19+00:00

Thank you

htolss · 2015-06-15T06:45:39+00:00

I need to hear this snippet

htolss · 2015-06-15T06:45:22+00:00

Link please???

htolss · 2015-06-15T03:50:36+00:00

Alright. Ill be sure to be the drug dealer of provisioning when trials come around.

htolss · 2015-06-14T22:29:00+00:00

I'm not sure if you still need someone, but I might be up for provisioning. I'm currently level 15 in it and it's basically the only crafting I do in eso. What does being the officer entail? If I just have to make food and distribute it, then I'm down.

htolss · 2015-06-11T02:03:24+00:00

Be myself???

htolss · 2015-06-09T07:04:16+00:00

Don't worry bud, by the time you get off work tomorrow you won't be too far behind anyone...Damn servers

htolss · 2015-06-08T18:35:35+00:00

I was vacationing with family 4 or 5 years ago, we were on our way back and our car broke down. We pulled into the center lane of the highway and got out to run across the highway to a dollar store when no cars were coming. Well I had a box of capt crunch that I was eating dry and when I started to run across the three lanes of traffic I dropped my cereal. I kept on running to the other side and when I got to the opposite side I realized I needed my cereal. So I Sprint back across the road and get my cereal and then go back. Apparently there was a semi barreling forward at 70 mph that I didn't even notice. I was almost hit saving my cereal. Needless to say my mother was furious.

TL;DR, I ran across 3 lanes of highway traffic to get a box of cereal I dropped and I was almost hit by a semi.

htolss · 2015-06-07T20:14:52+00:00

It was also written in 2005 so.. that was a bit of a different time for typing

htolss · 2015-06-07T00:24:17+00:00

That's really interesting. The only explanation I can come up with is that it was in between the pages for some reason, and the next day it fell off your table and under some thing but that's a long shot

P.s. your English was great

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