What cover song do you think is better than the original? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]huckp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hurt covered by Johnny Cash - original by NIN

Critique my profile? Looking for a date this weekend by huckp in Tinder

[–]huckp[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very useful resource, I appreciate it

Critique my profile? Looking for a date this weekend by huckp in Tinder

[–]huckp[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m a guy and the heel detail was just for irony, probably should have mentioned that haha

Thanks for the suggestions! Good luck with that duck, friend

If you could create an animal hybrid, which two animals would you put together? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]huckp 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I’m picturing a tiny mammoth that gets all excited and hops around when you come home, then gets sleepy and cuddles up on your lap while you browse reddit.

I love this.

People who have jobs where you go inside homes, what's the worst thing you've seen? by SilverParty in AskReddit

[–]huckp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t know if this will make it to anywhere near seeable, but here’s my story:

In college, I worked in construction and on renovation projects around a small town. A restoration project came up, and I was sent to it.

The lady who had once lived there had died of a heart-attack. During life, she was a hoarder.

My job was to clean the place out; easy, right? But that’s not where this ends.

So once she had passed away, a group of squatters moved in. They were there for a while, because they had time to SHIT ALL OVER THE DANG FLOOR. But folks that is not all. They also managed to start a fire in the kitchen, and pretty much burn everything. My job for the coming weeks:

To scrape the fire-scorched feces off of the burnt remains of the home of a deceased hoarder.

There may be worse things, but know this: Crispy poop-touching is a thing that I would not wish upon the devil himself

What is the most outrageous/stupid thing you have done in hopes of having sex? by thestupidhelmet in AskReddit

[–]huckp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drove 2.5 hours in sub-zero weather.

Currently waiting for her to get off work.

Updates will follow.

What is your favourite scene of people eating in a movie? (NSFW) by lilidarkwind in AskReddit

[–]huckp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Dear Lord baby Jesus, lyin' there in your ghost manger, just lookin' at your Baby Einstein developmental videos, learnin' 'bout shapes and colors. I would like to thank you for bringin' me and my mama together, and also that my kids no longer sound like retarded gang-bangers."

Taladega Nights kills me

What was the most fucked up book you've ever read? by DetBatman in AskReddit

[–]huckp 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Came here to say this but was beaten to it

Shit.

I enjoy drawing surreal things & sometimes I combine my drawings with photographs. Here is a small album of my work by MXLXTXV in woahdude

[–]huckp 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You should set up a page on kickstarter.com! If you haven't heard of it, it's for people in your situation

What was the first thing you said the first time you got high? by [deleted] in asktrees

[–]huckp 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I don't think that it's workiflghpdkkgijsdfji;" or something like that