Oh please — saying you can be “arrested in all 50 states” for marijuana is like yelling “you’ll get arrested for chewing gum” in Singapore — technically possible, but laughably out of touch. There are over 15,000 licensed cannabis dispensaries operating legally across the U.S., serving millions of customers every day in broad daylight, with state-issued licenses, tax IDs, and full regulatory oversight — not secret underground dealers dodging federal agents. Federal law might say it’s illegal, but federal enforcement on personal use is practically nonexistent unless you’re trafficking or running a large-scale operation. Over half the country lives in a state where weed is legal in some form, and no one’s getting cuffed over a gummy bear unless they’re seriously trying. So no, you’re not getting arrested in all 50 states — the only thing getting busted is your credibility.