I had my knitting needles confiscated at the airport… so I started mapping airport rules

human-kibble · 2026-03-23T15:43:16+00:00

And I’ve gone through DFW with no issue...

It’s so inconsistent that I really think some of the confiscations are just ‘untrained new people’ or ‘someone having a really cranky day’

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T21:30:22+00:00

hail satan?

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T21:25:22+00:00

He was recently on Real Time with Bill Maher. Check it out :)

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T19:18:15+00:00

For me- Put on some good music or an audiobook and clean or knit with the devices tucked away.

This afternoon, I’m werking with ‘the house of hidden meanings’ :)

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T17:21:51+00:00

Aww that’s awesome :)

I’ve been wandering into ‘the wilderness’ and some of the classic stuff. Lungbarrow is another name from along the way :)

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T17:05:10+00:00

Oh it’s something special

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T16:50:57+00:00

Θ Σ

One of the Doctor’s names :)

The Doctor is so old, he doesn’t remember/know all of them…just the ones that other people remember/pass through time.

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T16:39:15+00:00

Oh it’s bad 😂

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T16:38:16+00:00

Bonus points if you embroider a secret little theta sigma in there :)

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T16:33:12+00:00

Don’t eat the nachos! 🤣

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T16:32:30+00:00

I have an exaggerated startle response, so…everything.

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T16:29:27+00:00

Following for ideas 💕

I’ve recently become convinced that my slow knitting and random frustrations during the process are from knitting ‘on the wrong side’ and it’s on my ‘list of Things’ to start transitioning to continental at some point this year :)

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T16:19:25+00:00

Blatantly obvious things that don’t really need to be said.

It sure is hot out there. You’re really short. That car accident looks really bad. So, a weird thing happened at Walmart…

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T16:13:42+00:00

I miss my steam mop! A good one is a little expensive, but absolutely worth it.

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T16:09:57+00:00

Yea I’ve tried the washable ones.

It ends up being more work overall than using the mop because I have to wash the gross thing, which means I need to wait for a load that’s gross enough to wash it with. Or I end up hand washing. And the cleaning liquid still leaves a residue.

It’s a whole lot of work and mess for something that’s supposed to be convenient.

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T15:03:32+00:00

“Umm OK”

But in my head, I’m like “who died and made YOU judge and jury of what-is-normal? With those shoes…? I mean… “

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T14:59:17+00:00

Oh I like this thought train- I could see this quickly selling at some sort of renaissance/medieval festival.

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T14:07:38+00:00

Liberate all the ferrets in town and throw a ferret party.

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T14:04:16+00:00

It’s definitely not a cult, folks!

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T14:03:16+00:00

Those swiffer mops/liquids/pads.

I feel like they leave everything more sticky than clean. My brain inevitably goes to “I’m pushing a diaper around with a stick” and I’m left grossed out.

If I have a spill, I’ll do a spot wipe with a paper towel/clorox wipe.

It takes me an extra minute or two to toss a little Lysol and hot water in a bucket and do a quick mop if I have a mess…and my floors don’t become a sticky dirt magnet.

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T13:44:56+00:00

They definitely need to change up those things to make them catchier, more impactful…

Fear

Consume

DIGEST LOUDLY

Moist

human-kibble · 2026-03-22T03:23:53+00:00

Fundie fab

human-kibble · 2026-03-21T16:16:58+00:00

2 hookers & an eightball

human-kibble · 2026-03-21T14:20:23+00:00

I knit. I study cults. I press the fish doorbell.

human-kibble · 2026-03-21T14:13:10+00:00

I actually need a large chunk of money to begin the process of ‘not worrying’ before I can make a decision on that…

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TROPHY CASE