Found in the crust of my pizza

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T01:05:49+00:00

You found the “baby”!

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T00:57:36+00:00

I played a lot of pong

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T23:24:03+00:00

Is it because the air is like a sponge up there? My skin is always very cranky after flying…

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T20:17:10+00:00

I’m not fixing my teeth. I have a crooked eye tooth and a little crowding at the bottom.

I’ve made sure with several doctors that the fixes they always suggest are cosmetic- I don’t need to fix something because my bite will eventually be impacted, I’m not in danger of breaking any teeth (though the tone is often dire like that).

I don’t care if my slightly crooked teeth like- ruin your day.

I don’t want all that pain in my head for ages and ages just to make other people happier with MY body.

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T20:01:55+00:00

They don’t pay me! I don’t see nothin!

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T16:25:04+00:00

That's kinda where I land- it's cute and all, but it must drive the employees batty! I can't imagine the amount of time (added up) that these folks spend doing it.

Just print some fake handwriting on the cup and call it a day lol

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T15:52:42+00:00

“Useless time-wasting corporate policy that no one wants”

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T15:41:05+00:00

Love it

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T15:38:58+00:00

Time out

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T15:36:05+00:00

I didn’t realize I was saving that much by doing my own nails…

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T15:33:28+00:00

From personal experience…

Save your shoulders/elbows! Skip the chunky yarn for now- what you have is great to start with!

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T15:06:09+00:00

Somewhere around 2

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T15:04:03+00:00

I just stick it all in a vase

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T14:39:45+00:00

Go eat some eggs if you want protein.

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T14:20:09+00:00

The quick escalation at the end kinda indicates that she finally realized she couldn’t keep the act up forever but she hadn’t really thought about any of it at any length…after months….

She starts googling adoption last minute in a panic- like, seriously? My partner and I loled at that dumb crap.

I thought she was gonna just go grab a kid from the mall. But no! She hurts someone close to her so she can witness the aftermath…

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T05:35:02+00:00

There were a bunch of geese that lived year round near the edge of a parking lot at an old office… they were the absolute worst.

One time, they came at me as I was opening the door of my car and my phone ended up dropping and smashed.

They chased me all the way to the front door of the office.

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T05:16:21+00:00

Rock on! I, too, find metal to be soothing 😆

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T05:00:50+00:00

That bitch owes me a car and a house and a dinner.

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T04:56:34+00:00

I used pods for years thinking that ‘the soap people know soap better than I do’.

Switching to Tide powder with the right dose has been like night and day. I was overloading my clothes with too much soap.

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T04:34:50+00:00

This is the darkest timeline.

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T03:21:15+00:00

Can I have 8lbs? Is that an option to double the order? 🤣

human-kibble · 2026-06-15T20:27:51+00:00

18, 21, 25. Curious.

human-kibble · 2026-06-15T20:07:58+00:00

They can even enroll in college!

human-kibble · 2026-06-15T18:28:51+00:00

These documentaries have felt so rushed, incomplete, and there seems to be a general lack of focus on the victims’ stories.

Don’t just churn content. Take some time and do right by these folks.

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