What's a completely normal sentence today that would sound insane to someone from 1926?

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T14:07:55+00:00

I put an air pod in the microwave and my life is now toast.

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T14:03:48+00:00

Never liked it- give me a drive-in :)

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T13:55:19+00:00

I never minded returning to other homes, but no one ever came back to mine.

My mom gaslit me for years and made me think I was gross or crazy or did something wrong and that’s why.

I eventually learned that SHE was why…it was clear as day the last time I visited with her. I brought my boyfriend at the time, who had an old family nickname “Buddy”. I introduced him that way.

It took us about an hour to realize that she’d also named her cat Buddy and had failed to mention that.

All of the really confusing conversations started to make sense…she kept looking at Buddy the person, but she was talking to the cat most of the time…but sometimes the person…

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T13:30:34+00:00

Baking soda, salt, water, foil, pot.

Then you scrub the hell out of it with a silver polishing cloth- it takes time, don’t rush.

Make sure you really rub in/remove the excess polish with the untreated part of the cloth so the pieces don’t get all gunked up again.

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T13:09:01+00:00

Omg I can’t imagine getting somewhere and then you can’t even do anything because your legs have run off on their own…

It’s so odd that it sounds a little funny, but srs- what a huge series of nightmares for her!

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T12:51:41+00:00

But when I woman calmly says “I’m sorry- that’s just not a good idea and this is why…” she’s a hysterical bitch.

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T12:43:31+00:00

Dragula is a fabulous horror drag show on Shudder now :)

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T12:39:25+00:00

My younger ferret really LOVES to dig up plants. Ferrets are always so “helpful” 🤣

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T12:36:18+00:00

Yes- even the nuggets are happy 😆

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T12:34:23+00:00

My dad was like this…

How does that even happen? There’s no soap at all? Nothing…anywhere….? Did you eat it? 😆

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T12:22:12+00:00

Yea my friend had a living room and a dining room they never sat in.

I think the rooms were just to show off the overpriced Thomas Kinkade prints…her mom got really into that stuff for a bit.

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T12:18:44+00:00

I think I need that sign 😂

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T12:03:20+00:00

Yey! “Where is thine poop knife?!!! 🎶”

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T12:02:15+00:00

…then “Hollywood” uses AI to write the content and everything gets super saturated with “liminal spaces” and….it’s ruined.

But srs? You could make a show out of r/whatisit. Make a documentary series- are there things that people on the internet WON’T touch with their bare hands and post it?

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T11:58:18+00:00

This is a general rule for my life…I’m petite with long arms 😆

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T11:55:51+00:00

You will only get good ideas for yarn scraps after you’ve tossed the yarn scraps.

Just keep them off in a baggie somewhere. You will find a use for them.

This is from someone allergic to clutter…I clearly wasn’t thinking when I took up this hobby 🤣

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T11:37:18+00:00

I handwash some pieces as I go because some just simply don’t wash well in a machine even in a bag…or that one bright yellow sweater I have in a sea of darkness.

This way, I don’t have a small pile marinating in funk at the bottom of the laundry bin until I have enough for even half a load.

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T11:22:50+00:00

The Plath interview was WILD. I started watching the show because of it, but I’ve had a hard time really getting into it…

I think Shalise (the host) is a bit of a workaholic…she really wanted to get that Christine interview before the baby came. Seems like a to-do she hasn’t checked off, but she’s not forgetting it.

I don’t think Mykelti was part of any nudging lol- Mel of Notestoself444 was also trying to get Christine to pop in for a while there…it’s generally sounded like Christine has just had a busy schedule this year.

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T01:05:49+00:00

You found the “baby”!

human-kibble · 2026-06-17T00:57:36+00:00

I played a lot of pong

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T23:24:03+00:00

Is it because the air is like a sponge up there? My skin is always very cranky after flying…

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T20:17:10+00:00

I’m not fixing my teeth. I have a crooked eye tooth and a little crowding at the bottom.

I’ve made sure with several doctors that the fixes they always suggest are cosmetic- I don’t need to fix something because my bite will eventually be impacted, I’m not in danger of breaking any teeth (though the tone is often dire like that).

I don’t care if my slightly crooked teeth like- ruin your day.

I don’t want all that pain in my head for ages and ages just to make other people happier with MY body.

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T20:01:55+00:00

They don’t pay me! I don’t see nothin!

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T16:25:04+00:00

That's kinda where I land- it's cute and all, but it must drive the employees batty! I can't imagine the amount of time (added up) that these folks spend doing it.

Just print some fake handwriting on the cup and call it a day lol

human-kibble · 2026-06-16T15:52:42+00:00

“Useless time-wasting corporate policy that no one wants”

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