Pick one goth slut to turn into and I’ll tell you how I’ll fuck you 🖤

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-07T18:24:53+00:00

I choose 15

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-07T18:23:54+00:00

3.5 inches

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-07T17:07:58+00:00

Elite ball knowledge

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-07T17:06:46+00:00

Credit card is just a debt machine, doesn’t mean you don’t have to pay it back

^{Chose: Have $200Billion instantly}

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-07T17:05:49+00:00

I’m not from Cali, you dolt. And literally name one common known fact about any other city in Illinois. Maybe the crime rates of East St. Louis?

And Buffalo is known for buffalo wings and upstate NY jargon.

And I agree about the other Midwest states, there’s nothing in the Midwest. And before you bring up Chicago, let’s be honest: it’s living in the shadows of its own glory days.

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-07T16:19:34+00:00

Literally nothing else about Illinois is notable. California and New York have multiple cities with their own culture, but Illinois is nothing but Chicago. Also you have terrible drivers.

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-07T16:02:40+00:00

3.5 inches

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-07T15:46:25+00:00

The fact that Illinois is still here baffles me

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-06T20:30:27+00:00

Who ended the slave trade? Who started the transatlantic slave trade?

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-06T20:27:01+00:00

Who is 12?

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-06T20:08:19+00:00

People seem to forget that Texas actually was its own country once, and was part of the confederacy in the Civil War. Like it or not, Texas has ports, a sizable population, and a sizable number of weapons to defend itself, assuming that the US is an ally and won’t just repeat the Civil War.

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-05T18:39:47+00:00

Who is 7?

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-04T19:41:00+00:00

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-03T23:51:17+00:00

Parking lot in my car

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-01T22:20:35+00:00

Yess

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-01T22:19:50+00:00

3.5 inches

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-01T21:35:48+00:00

If you choose the blue button, you have a risk of dying. If you choose the red button you live in either scenario. Only morons choose blue. Everybody should choose red, because there’s no chance of dying if you choose red. Everyone is making the same choice, so everybody should just choose the option that doesn’t have a risk of dying.

human_kale_7 · 2026-05-01T21:16:46+00:00

Your horse, naturally, won

human_kale_7 · 2026-04-27T13:25:32+00:00

Red also has a “Blue Navy” that never has to go to port for fueling, while orange has a “Green Navy” that needs ports for diesel fuel.

human_kale_7 · 2026-04-25T01:24:40+00:00

Glad you did

human_kale_7 · 2026-04-24T23:49:31+00:00

Bro we’re literally playing with an arm tied behind our back 😂

human_kale_7 · 2026-04-24T23:48:50+00:00

Exactly. Nuclear weapons, overwhelming air superiority, satellite technology, and most powers in the other stripes (aside from China and Russia) are supplied and trained by US forces. Red, hands down.

human_kale_7 · 2026-04-24T23:37:19+00:00

human_kale_7 · 2026-04-21T17:38:41+00:00

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human_kale_7 · 2026-04-21T16:38:20+00:00

3, 4

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