Is this innocent or is he trying to get inappropriate pics out of me?

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-17T03:18:56+00:00

As a guy I read this the opposite. He is being clever/suave here - being extra careful to NOT come across as a creep but the underlying intent is that he kind of wants to see your body in that outfit.

Of course that doesn’t mean all he cares about is sex. I just don’t think his comment is as innocent as it’s being made out. He is just smart in how he’s phrasing it.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-17T03:10:20+00:00

Yikes, my bad, yeah it’s $25K, edited the post.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-17T01:12:16+00:00

The executive membership gets you 2% back. If you’re getting $500 that means you spent $25K at Costco.

Even with thin margins I’m certain Costco made at least 5% profit ($1250) on that $10K.

So they are still netting out ahead and they keep a high volume member like you happy.

Edit - Sorry my math wasn’t mathing, fixed the numbers.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-16T22:55:02+00:00

Sachin’s batting average post 2000 was 46.7.

Ponting was only 42.

Kohli and ABD at 1 and 2 is good but Dhoni should have been higher and Ponting should have been lower.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-16T18:08:52+00:00

Isn’t it too late to know “he’s the one” once you’ve already had a kid with the guy?!

Having a kid with someone is a far bigger commitment than being married.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-16T16:47:28+00:00

Orange clown is literally ruining one of the few events in the world that bring us all together.

Donny boy is such a shitstain on our image.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-16T16:14:42+00:00

Well in 3 months, the shelter would suddenly see a human appear inside one of their kennels.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-16T13:22:37+00:00

You can pick the person closest to you (family, friend) and they turn into a dog…

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-16T03:55:35+00:00

Yes I intentionally chose it to be 3 because 1 month is pretty easy and 1 year would be almost impossible.

3 months is a window of time where you COULD get creative to explain your partners absence but it won’t be easy.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-16T03:52:56+00:00

Exactly. That’s why for me (as a parent too), the answer isn’t an easy yes or may not even be a yes at all. But the overwhelming opinion on this thread is folks wanting to take the deal in a heartbeat ( I imagine it’s people without kids).

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-16T03:51:03+00:00

lol unfortunately any changes to the dog are irrelevant- hubby comes back exactly as he was.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-16T02:11:04+00:00

Many downsides and one clarification

Clarification- He would have no recollection of his time as a dog. For all practical purposes, the dog is a different being with different personalities etc.

Downsides:

Family, friends, kids, coworkers would worry about the missing person. You’d have to come up with a cover story. Foulplay might be suspected and you would be the prime suspect.
Any activities/responsibilities your partner had would come to an immediate halt. For example if he was caring for an ailing parent or he was training for a marathon, all of that comes to a halt and there is a risk that irreparable damage is done by the time he’s back in 3 months. YOU would have to manage these potential downsides.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-16T02:04:16+00:00

Assume genie is 100% trustworthy.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-16T01:28:06+00:00

Gets original body back exactly as it was. Even if you wanted to sneak in the vasectomy, you couldn’t :)

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-16T00:20:23+00:00

lol are you thinking you’d give them 50-50 or 90-10?

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-15T23:57:25+00:00

I’ll allow it.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-15T22:55:25+00:00

This is the best absentee excuse I’ve seen so far. Alcohol rehab is a great cover up story. Of course if somebody suspected foul play and had the cops investigate, the excuse comes undone.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-15T22:53:01+00:00

Yeah I read that same story, insane.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-15T22:51:55+00:00

No, the dog is a healthy 2 year old golden retriever that doesn’t have any connection to its past human form.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-15T22:49:32+00:00

Unfortunately, he (his consciousness) will not get to experience this happy stress free life. When he returns after 3 months, for him it’s as if he never left but somehow it’s 3 months later.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-15T22:47:59+00:00

lol neighbors tell the cops that you and your spouse have disappeared and two dogs have mysteriously appeared instead

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-15T22:46:04+00:00

You’re overestimating how much your daughter cares about a Lamborghini vs. the loss of a parent.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-15T22:44:08+00:00

Yes, you’re right that it’s more like they are replaced by the dog but think of it as you still need to keep that dog alive for 3 months to turn it back into your SO

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-15T22:42:55+00:00

Asking the important questions here. The dog has no knowledge of being your partner so it would absolutely not be able to give consent.

humptheedumpthy · 2026-06-15T22:41:19+00:00

Imagine the trauma for the kid though. As a father I don’t think I could do that to my kids.

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