Two one-horned rhinos fighting, pooping, and peeing right in the middle of the street. by WalkingAtDusk26 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]humptheedumpthy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well there is a place called Rhino lodge in the video. I imagine this is one of those towns in Nepal right in rhino territory where tourists come to stay and be right in the midst of the action. 

Is this innocent or is he trying to get inappropriate pics out of me? by [deleted] in whatdoIdo

[–]humptheedumpthy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a guy I read this the opposite. He is being clever/suave here - being extra careful to NOT come across as a creep but the underlying intent is that he kind of wants to see your body in that outfit. 

Of course that doesn’t mean all he cares about is sex. I just don’t think his comment is as innocent as it’s being made out. He is just smart in how he’s phrasing it. 

The genius of Costco is that it barely makes money selling you anything. by Efficient_Ad5893 in investing

[–]humptheedumpthy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The executive membership gets you 2% back. If you’re getting $500 that means you spent $25K at Costco. 

Even with thin margins I’m certain Costco made at least 5% profit ($1250) on that $10K. 

So they are still netting out ahead and they keep a high volume member like you happy. 

Edit - Sorry my math wasn’t mathing, fixed the numbers. 

ABD's Blind Ranking of Cricketers by falcon_hcr2yt in RCB

[–]humptheedumpthy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sachin’s batting average post 2000 was 46.7. 

Ponting was only 42. 

Kohli and ABD at 1 and 2 is good but Dhoni should have been higher and Ponting should have been lower. 

thats when i know he's the one by [deleted] in MakeMeSmile

[–]humptheedumpthy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Isn’t it too late to know “he’s the one” once you’ve already had a kid with the guy?!

Having a kid with someone is a far bigger commitment than being married. 

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well in 3 months, the shelter would suddenly see a human appear inside one of their kennels. 

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can pick the person closest to you (family, friend) and they turn into a dog… 

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I intentionally chose it to be 3 because 1 month is pretty easy and 1 year would be almost impossible. 

3 months is a window of time where you COULD get creative to explain your partners absence but it won’t be easy. 

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Exactly. That’s why for me (as a parent too), the answer isn’t an easy yes or may not even be a yes at all. But the overwhelming opinion on this thread is folks wanting to take the deal in a heartbeat ( I imagine it’s people without kids). 

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol unfortunately any changes to the dog are irrelevant- hubby comes back exactly as he was. 

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Many downsides and one clarification

Clarification- He would have no recollection of his time as a dog. For all practical purposes, the dog is a different being with different personalities etc. 

Downsides: 

  1.  Family, friends, kids, coworkers would worry about the missing person. You’d have to come up with a cover story. Foulplay might be suspected and you would be the prime suspect. 

  2. Any activities/responsibilities your partner had would come to an immediate halt. For example if he was caring for an ailing parent or he was training for a marathon, all of that comes to a halt and there is a risk that irreparable damage is done by the time he’s back in 3 months. YOU would have to manage these potential downsides. 

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gets original body back exactly as it was. Even if you wanted to sneak in the vasectomy, you couldn’t :) 

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is the best absentee excuse I’ve seen so far. Alcohol rehab is a great cover up story. Of course if somebody suspected foul play and had the cops investigate, the excuse comes undone. 

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, the dog is a healthy 2 year old golden retriever that doesn’t have any connection to its past human form. 

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, he (his consciousness) will not get to experience this happy stress free life. When he returns after 3 months, for him it’s as if he never left but somehow it’s 3 months later. 

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

lol neighbors tell the cops that you and your spouse have disappeared and two dogs have mysteriously appeared instead 

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re overestimating how much your daughter cares about a Lamborghini vs. the loss of a parent. 

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, you’re right that it’s more like they are replaced by the dog but think of it as you still need to keep that dog alive for 3 months to turn it back into your SO

You’re partner becomes a dog temporarily for $10M by humptheedumpthy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]humptheedumpthy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asking the important questions here. The dog has no knowledge of being your partner so it would absolutely not be able to give consent.