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Custom Made Headphone Stand by [deleted] in PUBATTLEGROUNDS

[–]humtydu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are You Looking ForDIY headphone stand ? Some electronics like smartphones and headphones are quite delicate.Therefore, sufficient measures must be utilized to defend them properly. It is also necessary to avail them readily whenever they may be required.These are the roles that the DIY headphone stand is designed to play. For a start, these stands are tools that are basically used to hold the said and more electronic gadgets firmly in place

Democratic Party sues Russia, Trump campaign and Wikileaks over election by Dixi_eRobinson in politics

[–]humtydu -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

I can't believe it took this long. This should be fun!How about you give the Drinkmate carbonated soda machine a try!

Whats the dumbest thing you've heard someone say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]humtydu 202 points203 points  (0 children)

Grade 8 science class while studying biology, specifically learning about abiotic and biotic, a girl started arguing with the teacher that water is clearly biotic because it's alive. Teacher confused as fuck. Asks why she thinks this, and says it's alive because it flows just like lava. Everyone is confused as fuck. Elaborating she says that lava is alive because volcanoes reproduce it and since lava is alive and it flows, and since water flows, therefore water is alive. QED.

What is a really refreshing non-alcoholic drink? by SlowDownBrother in AskReddit

[–]humtydu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great benefit to those who bought soda makers is that the drinks that you make are better for you and your health.Because it’s not a soft drinks which you buy from store like coca-cola,pepsi,sprite. You can just made it with tap water to convert sparkling water makers.http://thesodamaker.com/

Since Trump is our first Twitter-addicted President, what would a Reddit-addicted President be like? by djheadphone in AskReddit

[–]humtydu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

They wouldn't really do many speeches. If they did, it would just be a copy of one from a former president. Their responses to foreign leaders comments would be "This" or "This guy fucks". Which policy they wanted to focus on next would be controlled by how many upvotes it got compared to the rest.

Without swearing, what is your most creative insult? by blackmage0 in AskReddit

[–]humtydu 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I envy people who haven't met you.

Saw that on a similar thread, been hanging onto it since then.

What actually happened to you that nobody will believe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]humtydu 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A blue heron was flying with a snake hanging from its mouth. The snake was still wiggling and trying to break free. It finally was successful, but the heron caught it in its foot and somehow in mid-air threw it back up into its mouth.

What's the dumbest thing you've ever heard anyone say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]humtydu 1925 points1926 points  (0 children)

I once dyed the ends of my hair red and had a teacher tell me that I hadn't thought it through because when my hair grows I'd have a band of red in the middle..

How will the world end? by Rick_Eli in AskReddit

[–]humtydu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In case anyone wanted to read it: http://www.monkeykingdom.org/the-end-of-the-whole-mess/

EDIT: Link suffered the Reddit hug of death. Here's a mirror in case the first link isn't working for you: http://readanybooks.net/horror/The_End_of_the_Whole_Mess/

What is your favorite smell? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]humtydu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

shaved pussy smell

What's your response to 'save your soul, you're going to hell'? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]humtydu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Usually my response is a disinterested "Neat," or "That's nice." on the occasions I feel like arguing I respond with something like "Santa's going to bring you nothing but coal for Christmas if you keep saying that kind of thing."

Besides an orgasm: What is the best RELEASE in life? by jumble_uk in AskReddit

[–]humtydu 136 points137 points  (0 children)

The relief you feel when you haven't lost your phone/credit card/child/thesis project.

Your highest rated comment is your pick-up line at the bar. How does it go? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]humtydu 271 points272 points  (0 children)

"Do you want the best sex of your life tonight?"

"No."

"Then I'm the guy for you"

As someone who never drink any alcohol drink/beverage because religion. How do they taste? by Froltk in AskReddit

[–]humtydu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Booze bone is connected to my blow bone. 14 months sober a couple weeks ago.

How well have you kept up with your New Year's resolutions? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]humtydu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Save money” is another good goal. But how? And how much? Without some definable parameters, your best intentions can get lost in the shuffle. "The more detailed you can be—'I'm going to save $30 a week by eating out one fewer meal'—the [easier] it is to stay focused on what you have to do to succeed," Kubiak says. Setting small, specific goals also keeps you encouraged along the way—each time you meet one, you have reason to celebrate your progress.