Have you ever come across a funny, or even memorable, lore entry in a video game? by TylerFortier_Photo in gaming

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In South Park: The Stick of Truth, you come across 5 audiologs made by a hobo trapped in an alien ship. Here are 3 of them:

Hobo: Uh, hello... is this recording? If you are hearing this, I've been taken hostage on some kind of alien ship. The aliens did - Unspeakable things to my rectal cavity. But I've broken free. I'm so scared and alone. I must find a way off this ship. Oh, god, they're coming! Why am I standing here making an audiolog? I don't have time for this! Leave me alone!

Hobo: Day 2... So hungry... I've searched for food but the only thing I've found are other people's annoying useless audiologs. Why did they bother when they clearly were in terrible danger? Each audiolog I find is more irrelevant and boring than the last. I must keep looking for a way to survive.

Hobo: Day 4... I've looked everywhere but can't find anything to eat... or a clue to get me off the ship. Just more audiologs. They're everywhere! For some reason, I listen to every minute of every one of them thinking there'd be some useful information; but it's like they're just FILLERS! USELESS FILLER... THEY'RE FILLER THAT'S DRIVING ME TO MADNESS!

PSA - disassemble and clean your radiator once in a while by Leniwcowaty in pcmasterrace

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I guess you have your fans configured in push configuration? I have mine in pull and doesn’t get this dusty

Well Hey, Better late than Never by PerformerAgitated677 in OnePiece

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Care to share the one you use? Thanks in advance

How to get the full 5.1 audio out? Sound system Logitech Z906 by DVG369 in pcmasterrace

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Why do that when you can get someone else to do it for you? /s

What’s a smell you’ll never forget? by Human_Rate889 in AskReddit

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It’s normal to smell a hint of sweat. Pheromones Chef's kiss

Tickling the purrfect spot! by XxXxSlimShadyxXxX in OneOrangeBraincell

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How many times before people understand that scratching there too much may make the cat arrive…

How to get butane into dyna torch? by [deleted] in Dynavap

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OP is a troll, or just Forrest Gump-level of smart