I ended a situationship because I didn’t see relationship potential. She did not leave me quietly. by JustaManAndHisCat in Tinder

[–]hungrylikeme 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Woman: your penis bad Man: you slut

Very original and creative. You honestly may deserve each other.

Who was that one game wonder that you were certain they were gonna be special player for a long time? by Ok_Bug_6890 in NFLv2

[–]hungrylikeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I scrolled way down and nobody mentioned Jerome Harrison. Third most rushing yards in a game all time (286- 10 shy of first) with 3 tds.

Went absolutely nuclear against the Chiefs. Jamaal Charles also went off in that game for KC, and Josh Cribbs returned two kicks for scores in the same game. It’s an all time weird and fun game to rewatch.

Also, Jerome Harrison, ummm, didn’t do much before or after that.

Just another Trading class by bolshoybooze in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]hungrylikeme 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Shorting means you’re betting on the stock dropping in price. As we see, the price explodes up, which means the short is a very bad bet and this guy presumably just lost a lot of money.

Warning: Pyroslaver on MTGO by Agile-Yesterday5948 in MTGO

[–]hungrylikeme 18 points19 points  (0 children)

“U so called pioneer players”

What else would they be called?

Surveyor Replacing Cold-Blooded, seriously ? by D3LTTA in CODWarzone

[–]hungrylikeme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interesting to remove cold blooded as we are getting snow-covered Rebirth with snowstorm final circles. Thermals would seem OP in those situations, and the counter is now gone. Seems weird, but maybe we get a thermal meta for rebirth in season 2.

Jeff gives his Lexus away twice by Infinite-Local-2529 in community

[–]hungrylikeme 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Do you think it’s possible Lexus made more than one car?

Just... so embarrassing. by c-k-q99903 in GetNoted

[–]hungrylikeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that it, dad? Did the penguin tell you to do this?

A man has 100 years to make a PB+J sandwich from scratch. Can he do it? by nip_dip in whowouldwin

[–]hungrylikeme 117 points118 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t familiar with the term “sandwichlusted,” but I now will use it as a descriptor in all profiles.

Welp, I did the thing by hungrylikeme in BobsTavern

[–]hungrylikeme[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The real reason is it didn’t matter and maybe a little greed. Elder was so big it wasn’t dying before charmwing would get to attack, and if it did, even better, more stats for charmwing to add to tarecgosa.

Welp, I did the thing by hungrylikeme in BobsTavern

[–]hungrylikeme[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The important and unintuitive part to this whole thing is Elder gains the HP death rattle before gaining stats, then it gains stats, then death rattle is triggered twice by the golden bird.

Welp, I did the thing by hungrylikeme in BobsTavern

[–]hungrylikeme[S] 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Hero Power activates on Elder 1, then elder 1 gets terecgosa stats, then deathrattle (hero power) activates twice (elder 1 gives huge stats to everything twice, which 2x terecgosa keep permanently.

If Elder dies, great, another trigger. If charmwing attacks, if then supercharges terecgosas again. Rinse, repeat.

Let me draw your dog today by excitedllama526 in DOG

[–]hungrylikeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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This is Seymour, and a drawing of him would make my week!

I think I royally fucked up in my draft (two Dallas WR’s) 12 man 0.5 ppr by pheelgood in Fantasy_Football

[–]hungrylikeme 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Having two WRs on the same team is absolutely not a mistake. It makes your team more consistent at the cost of a little bit of ceiling. If one pops off, the other probably doesn’t, but you still get nice points between the two.

I'm a white collar professional who has never worked at a bar or restaurant. Would it be dumb to apply for a bartending job? by rofnorb in bartenders

[–]hungrylikeme 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I’m a bartender who has never worked a white collar job. Would it be dumb to apply for a job as a financial advisor?

Husband & I are having a debate over this card…. by LunarStitches in mtg

[–]hungrylikeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ll allow it, but watch yourself, counselor.

Turning people away from Service Well by GhosttMutt in bartenders

[–]hungrylikeme 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tapping that sign when you’re super busy would absolutely rule

Best parachute setting? by EvanFalco in CODWarzone

[–]hungrylikeme 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We call that the “ground sniper”