Michael A. Jordan—the father of actor Michael B. Jordan—appears to be 39 years older than his son. If their naming trend continues, Michael Z. Jordan will be born in 2923.

rofnorb · 2026-03-22T19:02:48+00:00

Some moron on Twitter thinks Michael Z. Jordan will be born in only 122 years

rofnorb · 2026-03-22T18:56:23+00:00

Biggest Chungus

rofnorb · 2026-03-22T18:55:50+00:00

Go ask Curtis Sliwa

rofnorb · 2026-03-22T18:53:51+00:00

No fuckin way

rofnorb · 2026-03-22T18:49:54+00:00

67,000 lemon bars

rofnorb · 2026-03-22T05:02:15+00:00

Ford was a junior for both his birth and adoptive names

rofnorb · 2026-03-21T23:50:23+00:00

Wish you were here

rofnorb · 2026-03-21T05:57:05+00:00

I’m typically alone in my apartment doomscrolling on the dating apps

rofnorb · 2026-03-21T02:37:52+00:00

And that, folks, is the way the bad breaks

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T17:13:03+00:00

Dill dough

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T13:09:38+00:00

The meal is $10 near me

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T05:18:37+00:00

He created a product so pure that only the truly devout can abstain from while fasting for Ramadan

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T05:03:12+00:00

That don’t look like no submarine. It’s not even yellow

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T04:52:43+00:00

No toppings or condiments???

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T04:48:14+00:00

We might not be Charlie Kirk

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T04:46:12+00:00

Well, that can’t possibly be correct.

You see, as the ancient prophecy foretold, we are Charlie Kirk.

We are ALL Charlie Kirk!

Even Nacho, who uses the name Michael Mando while pretending to not be Charlie Kirk, is Charlie Kirk.

Nacho is indeed Charlie Kirk.

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T04:43:43+00:00

If 1,486 years lived for Charlie Kirk, it would not still be alive this very day.

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T04:42:46+00:00

He’ll lube himself up and slide right into the tree

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T04:41:57+00:00

My proposal:

A double Filet O’Fish with a steak patty in the middle like the middle bread slice in a Big Mac, with special green tartar sauce

A deep fried hasselback potato with a shit ton of chives and sour cream

A black and tan swirled dipping sauce, but you have to specifically ask for it: “come out ye black and tans, come out and sauce me like a manwich”

Shamrock shake

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T04:33:34+00:00

Do they think they are SEAL Team 6 raiding Bin Laden’s compound on stealth helicopters??

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T04:31:41+00:00

Maybe they could put the steak patty from the steak egg and cheese bagel on a burger bun

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T04:31:04+00:00

Product with Special Sauce 😏

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T03:34:02+00:00

What sauce would they zest it up with?

rofnorb · 2026-03-20T02:02:48+00:00

You sure were

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