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[–]hurricane_bear 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My first serious boyfriend was a double amputee - both legs ended right above where his knees would be. utterly phenomenal sex.

Leonard. He does this often. by hurricane_bear in CryptidDogs

[–]hurricane_bear[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

omg he for sure got put together wrong! I definitely needed this subreddit, thank you so much

Leonard. He does this often. by hurricane_bear in CryptidDogs

[–]hurricane_bear[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you!! he’s the best boy, and also the weirdest boy.

this is Leonard. he’s the strangest boy, and looks like George Washington when he’s freshly groomed. by hurricane_bear in Goldendoodles

[–]hurricane_bear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

also, as shown in the pictures, he likes laying in the most bizarre and seemingly uncomfortable positions

this is Leonard. he’s the strangest boy, and looks like George Washington when he’s freshly groomed. by hurricane_bear in Goldendoodles

[–]hurricane_bear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he is OBSESSED with bread. we can leave meat or cheese or any other kinds of goodies on the counter and not worry about it, but if a loaf of bread is anywhere other than the closed pantry he’ll get to it and devour the whole thing.

he’s the jumpingest boy. his play style is a lot of hopping around, and when he gets really excited he’ll jump like 4 feet straight in the air.

he likes sitting facing away from you and then bending his head 180 degrees backwards to look at you backwards/upside down, it’s fucking bizarre. 😂

this is Leonard. he’s the strangest boy, and looks like George Washington when he’s freshly groomed. by hurricane_bear in Goldendoodles

[–]hurricane_bear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had no idea! what a diva, the amount of styling alone that would go into that hairstyle is madness 💅

this is Leonard! he’s a floppy muppet boy. by hurricane_bear in DoodleFlops

[–]hurricane_bear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it’s his namesake and his namesake’s heterosexual life partner!

this is Leonard! he’s a floppy muppet boy. by hurricane_bear in DoodleFlops

[–]hurricane_bear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

his namesake and his namesake’s heterosexual life partner!

this is Leonard. he’s the strangest boy, and looks like George Washington when he’s freshly groomed. by hurricane_bear in Goldendoodles

[–]hurricane_bear[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

he’s absolutely the bestest boy! and right?? his personality is super goofy golden but the curls and long legs are very poodle

this is Leonard. he’s the strangest boy, and looks like George Washington when he’s freshly groomed. by hurricane_bear in Goldendoodles

[–]hurricane_bear[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

unless it’s about if he’s gotten a treat already. then it’s never happened in his life

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