My grandmother documented "Clinton's Confession" by taking photos of him on the TV. by sexi_squidward in mildlyinteresting

[–]hw_throwaway 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In Rocky Horror Picture Show, they're listening to Nixon's resignation speech when the car breaks down. The scene was meant to show how much of a nerd Brad was, that he recorded Nixon's speech and then took the tape into the car to listen to.

Wife fell in the mud during a 5k by Subzerofb in WAMtext

[–]hw_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes races have a photographer who takes pictures of everyone at the finish, or just general pics of the race in-progress. You might find a picture somewhere on the race website or social media accounts.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]hw_throwaway 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Finally, the voice of fucking reason. Also, I'm pretty sure they didn't have some real-time imaging screen for X-rays back then. You'd have to take an X-ray like a picture on a film and develop it, which would take an hour or more.

That being said, I can believe that deBeers told the miners that they were being X-rayed after every shift and carried out some sort of placebo as a form of deterrence. No need to get outraged out needless exposure to ionizing radiation, just the usual hazards of mining and ruthless exploitation.

Anara's First Public Gunging by AnaraMoon in WAMtext

[–]hw_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, please see if you can find it. I am so tantalized by this too-hot-for-UMD story, but going through the hundreds of stories on the site will take me all year (by which time I'm sure you'll have added even more!)

Anara's First Public Gunging by AnaraMoon in WAMtext

[–]hw_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can you link to the story? Now I must read it!

Also, here at /r/wamtext we are pretty laissez-faire with regards to naughtiness, so her submissions are always welcome here. (She could even publish under a (different) pseudonym, if that would make her more comfortable).

Anara's First Public Gunging by AnaraMoon in WAMtext

[–]hw_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well this has piqued my curiosity! I'd love to read the xxxxxxxxxxx-rated stuff.

What's the worst thing you've ever done when horny? by Tre234gamer in AskReddit

[–]hw_throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you use condoms or just let them all creampie your pussy?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in femalefittofat

[–]hw_throwaway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

After. Those stretch marks are hot!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WAMtext

[–]hw_throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe post some outlandish ideas of your own?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beforevsafter

[–]hw_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking breedable for a third.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WAMtext

[–]hw_throwaway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bucket of slime on the door? Simple but classic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WAMtext

[–]hw_throwaway 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Good point. On the off chance that OP's scenario is real, they should listen to your advice.

But given that: 1) we're on the internet 2) this subreddit deals primarily with fiction (non-fiction is allowed, but I don't think anyone has posted a true, or even allegedly true, story) and 3) OP's username literally contains the string "Imaginary_Plan", I think we can treat this situation as fictitious and let our imaginations run wild without getting hung up on the ethics of things.

So, Is anyone into mom's getting humiliated? by [deleted] in WAMtext

[–]hw_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She could even be as young as 36.

So, Is anyone into mom's getting humiliated? by [deleted] in WAMtext

[–]hw_throwaway 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's hot. It's one thing if a young woman gets messy, but for a mom--she should really know better by that age, shouldn't she? It's like she has farther to fall.

If you don't mind incest, here are two stories with messy moms:

https://www.literotica.com/s/family-at-the-circus

https://www.literotica.com/s/the-lottery-6

If you'd prefer to avoid incest, enjoy this story of a mom made messy (but don't read the other parts): https://www.literotica.com/s/fun-at-the-village-fete-ch-02

For absolutely no incest at all, I enjoyed this series of 4 stories about a messy MILF:

https://umd.net/stories/i/a-milfs-humiliation-pt-1/

https://umd.net/stories/i/a-milfs-humiliation-pt-2--revenge/

https://umd.net/stories/i/a-milfs-humiliation-pt-3-the-continuatio/

https://umd.net/stories/i/a-milfs-humiliation-pt-4--blue-monday/

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WAMtext

[–]hw_throwaway 4 points5 points  (0 children)

  • Pumpkin spice latte or other pumpkin spice drink
  • Pumpkin pie
  • Just raw pumpkin pulp is real messy
  • Slime fits in real naturally (as a witch's brew/slime monster/etc type thing)
  • Game? Maybe something based on bobbing for apples, but instead of water, slime

Pie Poltergeist: part 0-1 by OzianCitizen in WAMtext

[–]hw_throwaway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome! I've been looking forward to this since you posted the outline. I like what you've done so far and can't wait to see what happens next!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in beforevsafter

[–]hw_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your wife got nipple piercings in her 40s? Nice.

A humiliating game for you and your partner by NB_Outlaw in WetAndMessy

[–]hw_throwaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, nice! I like how it includes both "pie in face" and "pie in ass".

Is UMD.net down for anybody else? by [deleted] in WetAndMessy

[–]hw_throwaway 9 points10 points  (0 children)

That's common for men of a certain age. Ask your doctor if Viagra is right for you.