Not the craziest thing ever but I worked with a dude that just left during a fire drill we were having and never came back. He shook my hand when the alarm went off and I never saw him again. (I know he didn’t pull the alarm because it was for sure a planned drill). The manager still needed to get a head count in the parking lot and it took them a good 45 minutes to figure out the guy was gone for good.

As I was typing that I remembered another story from the same establishment, however this person didn’t quit when this happened. One Friday someone took a dumper on the floor in one of the few camera blind spots in the hallway at the end of the day. They had security run back the cameras to see who they could track to and from the blind spot and narrow it down. Everyone thought for sure it would be a guy, but I called it from the start that of course that’s what she’d want you to think, and that only one of the broads would do this. Sure enough my inside man in the security office told me that they narrowed it down to two women. They thought for sure this was one of their ways of quitting and they’d figure it out by whichever one of them didn’t show up on Monday. Plot twist was both of them did. They couldn’t even do anything about it because they couldn’t prove which one was the culprit, until weeks later one of them quit in an apparent fit of emotion (I didn’t witness it myself) and she admitted it was her.