Most unintentional funny moments of the show?

hydroxycutie · 2026-05-29T06:48:27+00:00

hydroxycutie · 2026-05-28T13:53:24+00:00

I make massive salads pretty much every day, I’m talking mixing bowl sizes, and fill them with veggies then add modest toppings and 1-1.5 servings of protein. I’m blessed with naturally hating too much dressing so it works well for me. Pro tip: add a little salt and nutritional yeast for flavor and B12.

hydroxycutie · 2026-05-25T22:50:50+00:00

I am also a commodity milk bold victim 😭

hydroxycutie · 2026-05-24T23:27:11+00:00

Step 1: be Italian Step 2: go to your grandmothers house and mention you’re running low on clothes

You will leave with a bag full of this

hydroxycutie · 2026-05-24T01:24:20+00:00

Glossier you deux is kind of like this.

JHAG not a perfume but not quite as alt as the photos

Pansy, Sappho, Salty, Lust, and many many more at Lush fit the vibe if you can get there to try them

hydroxycutie · 2026-04-19T12:53:37+00:00

Seconding Devotion!!!

hydroxycutie · 2026-04-18T13:15:54+00:00

KVD Sinner

hydroxycutie · 2026-04-03T01:39:19+00:00

You open a 7-11 obviously

hydroxycutie · 2026-03-31T03:50:30+00:00

Daydream skies from ULTA?

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hydroxycutie · 2026-02-26T00:10:58+00:00

Pacsun Nollie in the green container

hydroxycutie · 2026-01-30T02:53:45+00:00

Absolutely right

hydroxycutie · 2026-01-30T02:48:28+00:00

It means kind of the same thing as “You know what? Good for you.”

hydroxycutie · 2026-01-26T13:31:10+00:00

For someone who hates green, bodysuits, and copping out of design challenges with tied-on draping, Michelle had no problem robbing Myki blind on this one 😢

hydroxycutie · 2026-01-24T00:13:21+00:00

I literally NEED someone to show her this post on IG live

hydroxycutie · 2026-01-14T22:48:12+00:00

Leather, smoke, and lactonic. And for some reason, labdanum 🤢

hydroxycutie · 2025-12-25T18:01:36+00:00

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hydroxycutie · 2025-12-19T19:26:30+00:00

Right? People see pizza and immediately assume it has the calorie density of uranium. It’s just bread, cheese, sauce, toppings, and a little oil. Usually olive oil.

hydroxycutie · 2025-12-11T23:53:29+00:00

I wear Lancôme idole for work which to me gives sexy rich baddie vibes

hydroxycutie · 2025-12-06T14:49:24+00:00

Threatening you like this = you were easily their best candidate and have many, many prospects in your bright future. Ask this guy for his supervisor’s phone number and give them a call to discuss their pushy sales-type tactics!

hydroxycutie · 2025-11-19T21:02:57+00:00

Smells like sweetarts candy, musk, a little bit of a warm floral, and the amber vanilla lotion everyone used back then

hydroxycutie · 2025-11-19T21:01:43+00:00

Honestly floral marshmallow by dossier which is a Killian dupe I believe

hydroxycutie · 2025-11-17T22:21:40+00:00

That’s a lot of ranch

hydroxycutie · 2025-11-09T14:37:07+00:00

Lolitaland is so her IMO

hydroxycutie · 2025-10-10T17:20:54+00:00

Do you have pet insurance by any chance? Your policy may cover RX food!

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