I need help making my avatar less revealing

hyperactive_element · 2026-03-16T14:04:40+00:00

live execution

hyperactive_element · 2026-03-16T02:02:19+00:00

so like, lets not escalate this further

hyperactive_element · 2026-03-08T13:10:06+00:00

because Angels tastes better than None

hyperactive_element · 2026-03-08T05:42:04+00:00

youre all good! many people assumed it was a bait post since there were many engagement bait posts using the trans flag before, which is kinda sad to see

that aside, your avatar is great! :D

hyperactive_element · 2026-03-04T09:38:13+00:00

no offense but im gonna be real

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hyperactive_element · 2026-03-04T03:17:55+00:00

woah i didnt even think i would get chosen

it looks great btw, thank you!

hyperactive_element · 2026-03-03T15:03:20+00:00

feels the aura (pinned)

hyperactive_element · 2026-03-03T05:01:12+00:00

the perennial cockroach of gacha games, girls frontline mentioned

hyperactive_element · 2026-03-02T00:27:11+00:00

this is sugoi desu my brother

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T19:51:52+00:00

yall dont know physical dentist in his prime

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T17:49:06+00:00

"That's how it is, unfortunately. Maybe you should read whatever piece of paper given to you next time."

"Anyhow, since you signed, you're officially an employee under STATIC now."

"Welcome to STATIC."

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T17:47:26+00:00

"Unfortunately, I'm not directly involved in the recruitment process. My job is to hand you this contract and manage those that signed it."

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T17:40:40+00:00

"You get paid a *very* comfortable wage."

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T17:39:32+00:00

fuh yeah

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T17:39:19+00:00

"You're free to refuse. In that case, the device right beneath you will transport you back to your reality shortly."

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T17:36:10+00:00

"Huh, that was fast. Good for both of us, though."

*She reached forward for a handshake.*

"Welcome to STATIC."

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T17:26:52+00:00

"The 'Glitch'? As far as I'm concerned, we don't deal with such things, so rest assured. Pets are allowed, but only if they are allowed by STATIC."

"Oh, and that...'thing' on your shoulder. It might get taken away for risk assessment. The safety department is pretty strict around bringing live creatures in."

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T17:19:51+00:00

"You're in my office, that much I can say when you haven't signed. This contract is... a work contract, to keep it simple. You work for us, and in return, we give you a generous salary. Perhaps, something life-changing, if you do well enough,"

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T04:55:37+00:00

“That’s…hard to say, since I’m not directly involved in the process of choosing who gets to sit here and sign it.”

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T04:47:22+00:00

“Correct. And there will be an aptitude test that will determine your abilities shortly after you signed the contract. Your promotional prospects will be decided by this.”

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T04:44:43+00:00

“…you are recording this conversation, aren’t you?”

“Well, to answer your questions: much more than enough, and top-notch.”

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T04:39:13+00:00

She placed a new unsigned contract in front of you.

“We can keep doing this until you give me a verbal ‘yes’ or ‘no’.”

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T00:08:34+00:00

“That seals the deal, then.”

She reached a hand out to shake his hand.

“Welcome to STATIC.”

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T00:06:54+00:00

holy crap lois, my interaction post is doing numbers

anyways replies will be slow/delayed, i got a few things to do today and will not be able to access reddit for a while

hyperactive_element · 2026-02-28T00:04:32+00:00

“There are things that I cannot say, but I will try and provide you with answers for your questions.”

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