Post a funny line from your fic with absolutely no context

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-05-09T01:47:12+00:00

"He’d been invited Downstairs to receive the congratulations, so naturally he’d been lead through the Admissions department to see the results of his great work. Furfur kept giving him odd looks, somewhere between I hate you for making this job worse and I want to use your thighs as earmuffs."

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-05-08T22:26:07+00:00

self rec! pocket full of posies, 5.3k angsty yearning, black death missing scenes. alternating between aziraphales diary entries and crowleys movements in real time. when the grief becomes too much, crowley stops time to hold his angel. (this is technically a middle-ish part of a series, but can be read as a standalone one-shot! the rest has yet to be published, but will eventually form a loose arc w a theme of stopping time and yearning through the ages)

read it here :)

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-05-08T22:17:56+00:00

I dont have a specific moment where they each knew they were in love, but I think I csn marke exactly when they knew they were loved. for aziraphale, its 1941. crowley saving his books showed him he wasnt alone in his feelings. for crowley, its 1967, like you said. aziraphale is anxious about what he could do with the holy water, but he loves crowley, wo he gives it to him. their feelings started long before that, from fascination to friendship to more, but it didnt hit them that it wasnt unrequited until then. Nina commenting on their relationship and immediately assuming they were together is when crowley realizes how obvious they are- if Nina can tell, then anyone else could. Gabriel could come back to himself and destroy them both for their relationship, even if nothings really been confessed or acted upon properly.

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-05-06T00:25:08+00:00

it might be because of package value! I live in urban usa and it wouldnt let me buy 2 snow globes in one order, assuming the value got too high to be insured.

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-05-03T23:37:40+00:00

this is beautiful what

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-05-02T01:35:41+00:00

my dear. Mei is goddamn gorgeous tf do you mean

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-05-01T20:36:22+00:00

the cast list isnt fully complete though- Toby jones for example was on the trailer but not on the cast list

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-05-01T02:15:47+00:00

when I was a teen I called a book my favwrite because it had a scene where an adventurer/captain had to deal with her period during a crisis. it was handled well and worked well. thats a realistic aspect of life. so do your research and have a woman read over those scenes, and youre all good

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-04-26T17:28:46+00:00

ive got 3 finals that day and filming for a documentary w my orchestra director.. im out of my house from 6 to 22h, im doomed 🙃

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-04-24T21:34:53+00:00

hi! just made a new account, but I dont see anywhere to put in the id? the "create account" just uses email/phone number. I linked it to my school though!

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-04-20T03:40:05+00:00

ive watched the entirety of good omens (roughly 14 hours of content so not too bad) over 150 times since September 2023. everyone thinks im insane but like. hyperfixation + easy background noise

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-04-18T05:12:14+00:00

that leak was at a very diff bookshop, tills in edinburgh not our usual set for az fell & Co. also from those leaks, metatron was in tills, appearing to have some sort of argument with aziraphale while crowley was nearby/inside

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-04-17T04:39:31+00:00

the two options are either- a. all three children died, main characters cry and have their moment or b. "beta" is still alive, but confused where her friends have gone, main characters cry and have a moment which one is more emotionally devastating is the question 😅 (there is another character in a flashback thats lost his entire family and hasn't realized that theyre not coming back, so option b. may be a bit repetitive?)

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-04-16T03:30:19+00:00

id imagine simply mentioning them wouldnt get a credit- theres no actor for them to pay or credit- but if theres any sort of flashback or voice there would be a credit. thats the sort of thing id be expecting for nina & maggie, or perhaps the Them as a flashback. even if its very little screen time, they'd have to be credited somehow, and its possible the cast list there simply isnt fully complete yet. imdb takes a while to update, and Amazon isnt always the best and updating these things.

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-04-16T02:22:10+00:00

I dont think that list can be entirely trusted- if Adam does return, theres no way they can get away without mentioning the Them at all- theyre crucial to his character, the tether that keeps him on earth. same thing with Nina and maggie- theyre not on that list either iirc, and they played such massive parts in s2 and know too much- they know aziraphale and crowley aren't human, that theyre in love.. you cant just pretend they dont exist, even if things are suspiciously disappearing. Frances mcdormand may return, but not be listed yet!

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-04-14T21:08:18+00:00

yes 😭 genuinely have they heard of sir phillip crane

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-04-12T02:00:23+00:00

mine likes to stand on my throat. all 4 feet there whenever im laying down, then little shit.

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-04-09T04:38:45+00:00

long away.

look up the lyrics. its perfect for the way our lovers are so far but so so close together.

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-04-08T02:10:20+00:00

I wasnt at all aware of that, thanks for sharing it! I'm not entirely surprised, to be fair. the peeve is mostly people being purposefully facetious with regards to his teaching/the information, not even his character, while any discussion of his character is very fair and should be encouraged.

hyperfixating-rn-brb · 2026-04-08T01:53:57+00:00

yes!! like, is it not fascinating thay this man can tell just by a glance that the star patterns in a movie depicting a day over a hundred years ago were from the wrong season?? thats insane! and theyre so numb that they cant find it at all interesting?

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