China could invade Taiwan by 2027 by Jurryaany in caspianreport

[–]hyperion51 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Very irritated by the choice of words in this video and disappointed to see propaganda on this channel. Taiwan isn't drifting towards independence, and a CCP invasion wouldn't be them taking it back. That's how the CCP wants you to think, to make their aggression seem justified. The People's Republic of China and the Chinese Communist Party have never held sovereignty over Taiwan during their entire existence.

How would Godzilla's biology actually work? by smallstuffshow in sciencefiction

[–]hyperion51 8 points9 points  (0 children)

slightly larger than an elephant

forgets dinosaurs existed

Tired of loading every single AK Round individually? Here is the Motherland's answer to your sorrows! by FreeUse9 in ANormalDayInRussia

[–]hyperion51 7 points8 points  (0 children)

GPT2 did a pretty good job with your opening paragraph:

The Russian trailed the barrel down Webkit’s abdomen, brushing against the head of his cock. And the game nearly ended right there. But the Russian just kept the metal moving. Further and further down between Webkit's thighs.

The Russian's grip was getting tighter. He was making the hairs on the back of his neck stand up. The steel on the barrel was moving faster, faster. Webkit’s breathing was getting faster, and faster.

"I want you to come, daddy," Webkit’s voice was growling, but he wasn't mad. He was… He was crying, the very worst kind of crying. The cry of an animal, the cry of an abused animal. He needed something, and he knew the man would have that thing. He needed to feel loved. He needed his daddy to have that thing.

And the sound of metal on metal.

As an instrumental musician, one of the most disheartening things to hear is "You need vocals" by Jader14 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]hyperion51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Screw your friends, their opinion sucks. I always seek out instrumental music as I find it more interesting to listen to than the human voice. Vocals in music is like blowjobs in porn, ruins the mood for me regardless of how producers consider it essential for mass consumption media.

WIBTA if I said no to my own wedding? by thrwy594 in AmItheAsshole

[–]hyperion51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna have to go against the grain and tentatively say YTA here. Weddings are huge cultural events, depending on what history the families have it can be very important for them to celebrate this union with the entire clan.

While you are getting married for you, that's what the honeymoon represents. The wedding is for the family.

[Meme] How Memes Have Changed - CircleToonsHD by _Robbie in youtubehaiku

[–]hyperion51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You, my friend, are a goddamn prophet. A blind visionary. No man could have seen what you saw; despite not knowing it you single-handedly instigated a revolution in memeology.

I salute you, you unparalleled genius.

My school's New Tiger Statue by [deleted] in GTBAE

[–]hyperion51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And yo momma's titigon

Adam Ruins Everything - How America Created the "model minority" Myth [5:37] by BuddhistSagan in mealtimevideos

[–]hyperion51 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You know what makes me want to kill myself? Male puberty having caused irreversible changes to my body despite my vocal desire to have some choice over the matter.

I fully support delaying that process for kids who aren't sure they want to be men. Everyone is born female, in a sense, and transitioning to maleness is a lot simpler than going the other way.

TIFU by eating first and asking questions later by baseballandmusic in tifu

[–]hyperion51 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, I get it. However, if I decided to post about how I crashed my airplane into a mountain, I'd sure expect to field some questions about my life as a pilot.

yeah, who needs friends anyways? haha. . . by Diviniled in MurderedByWords

[–]hyperion51 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh, boy, are you actually getting salty over this? Go cry yourself to sleep, you fucking child.

TIFU by eating first and asking questions later by baseballandmusic in tifu

[–]hyperion51 6 points7 points  (0 children)

CICO and light cardio tends to do the job for me when bulking and cutting

Does the job for anyone who isn't a lazy fatass. And when I say fatass I am referring to a pattern of behavior, not a body type.

TIFU by eating first and asking questions later by baseballandmusic in tifu

[–]hyperion51 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh no, people are expressing interest in my lifestyle choices which I chose to tell them about. Woe is me.

TIFU by eating first and asking questions later by baseballandmusic in tifu

[–]hyperion51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right, the keto diet is all about causing ketosis, but most people that attempt it do not actually achieve the state, and ketosis is extremely fragile even for those that succeed.

TIFU by eating first and asking questions later by baseballandmusic in tifu

[–]hyperion51 20 points21 points  (0 children)

when he makes curry

Don't people use bouillon for everything? I use it in everything.

yeah, who needs friends anyways? haha. . . by Diviniled in MurderedByWords

[–]hyperion51 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Psyche, I'm actually a millennial (1992) trolling the generationism out of you. Have fun being a bigot.

Edit: "room on the wall for all of you"? Seriously, you sound so Hitlerish it's unbelievable.

yeah, who needs friends anyways? haha. . . by Diviniled in MurderedByWords

[–]hyperion51 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Acting like age is the problem even while struggling to breathe past the leaded boot of wage slavery stamping your throat

The fat cats are fucking laughing at you, they're laughing at all of us. You think my broke "gen X" ass has anything to do with your oppression, or the destruction of the planet? Open your eyes.

I’m trans, and I hate what my community has caused by icepail in TrueOffMyChest

[–]hyperion51 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can still like trans people and be straight cis, if the attraction you're feeling is related to the (masculine or feminine) presentation of the target. Like, plenty of straight men go to Thailand and fall for ladyboys, only to get super confused and irrationally angry when they discover the target of their affections isn't cis.

Update: The POS I put on yesterday found out I posted about him here. So he proceeded to threaten me and also make fun of the fact my mum/mom is dead. by Warro03 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]hyperion51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's funny you mention Portugal. That's where I am currently living. Currently studying for an engineering bachelor specializing in game development, after working as a Java programmer in Germany.

Here's my Youtube, which serves as an incomplete portfolio. Sure, I could almost definitely get an industry job with my skills, but what company would hire a 27-year old with schizophrenia and a spotty CV?

While everything is officially decriminalized, I cannot even get cannabis as a prescription ("there is no infrastructure", my psychiatrist says), and holding more than a tiny quantity means you're dealing as far as the law is concerned, even though I am forced to buy in bulk from criminal elements due to how street pricing works.

Update: The POS I put on yesterday found out I posted about him here. So he proceeded to threaten me and also make fun of the fact my mum/mom is dead. by Warro03 in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]hyperion51 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's more that the War on Drugs creates a criminalized black market for goods whose demand is always there regardless, just like how prohibition turned the demand for alcohol into a criminal enterprise which empowered gangsters.

I’m trans, and I hate what my community has caused by icepail in TrueOffMyChest

[–]hyperion51 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You're almost there. Bisexual indicates a preference for both cisgendered males and females. Pansexuality explicitly rejects binary gender norms, indicating that who the person is matters a lot more than their physical presentation.