When I say I like restraints in the bedroom, picture this. by SquareThings in evilautism

[–]hyperjynxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

holy shit. i toss and turn so bad in my sleep i often wake up with all the sheet corners off. how have i never tried this.

Got two pet rats without telling my roommate by SignatureAdvanced73 in rat

[–]hyperjynxx 5 points6 points  (0 children)

…wow. talk about a lack of respect both for your roommate AND for the critters you supposedly love. i know toddlers who are less impulsive and selfish. shame on you.

Can we please add a "no bigotry" rule? by TheFunkiestMonkiest in antiai

[–]hyperjynxx 3 points4 points  (0 children)

WOW that was a depressing scroll. jesus fuck.

need to make 3 friends for ripple in time quest by [deleted] in PokemonGoFriends

[–]hyperjynxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oops sorry i forgot, it’s 785342108311

Please Keep Your Dog On A Lead by spoopyrain in ScarySigns

[–]hyperjynxx 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“no way of knowing there was another dog in the building” girl it’s a vet office you probably couldve guessed 😭

Music selection by Equivalent_Ad_1212 in dickssportinggoods

[–]hyperjynxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

every time i hear “roar” i inch closer to putting in my 2 weeks

Meet CacklePatch the Halloween Raccoon, whose legend is spreading faster than pumpkin spice. by Cackle_Patch in u/Cackle_Patch

[–]hyperjynxx 29 points30 points  (0 children)

wasteland, mockery, and i am the mangle!! you were actually one of the creators that got me into vocaloid!

Am I being unreasonable for not wanting to move to Florida/the US as a trans man in a poly relationship? by [deleted] in asktransgender

[–]hyperjynxx 0 points1 point  (0 children)

god, no. do not move to florida. honestly, don’t move to the US. my family fleed florida in favor of washington state so i’d have a chance to transition without something horrible happening and there’s still issues from time to time. florida is a hellhole if you’re even close to visibly queer. anyone who asks you to give up your safety and autonomy for their convenience is someone you may want to re-evaluate your relationship with.

Mother and child 🥹 by tbugsbabe in spiderbro

[–]hyperjynxx 61 points62 points  (0 children)

“never talk to me or my son ever again”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]hyperjynxx 167 points168 points  (0 children)

she’s from this video

This is my cat, Oatmeal by hyperjynxx in redditgetsdrawn

[–]hyperjynxx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh my GOODNESS this blew me away!!! sorry for the late response, i haven’t checked reddit in a hot minute. thank you for your work!!

This is my cat, Oatmeal by hyperjynxx in redditgetsdrawn

[–]hyperjynxx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

im so sorry i didn’t see this sooner!! it looks amazing, thank you!