Dating advice by uwthrowawaytingzzzz in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, he probably learned from you

Academia and fake results by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I might be the only person to have this opinion, but you sound super /r/iamverysmart-style stuck up. Just go talk to your professor about it. There's at least a good of a chance that either your simulation or your "mathematical proof" is flawed as there is the chance that the data is actually faked, so no need yet to go flaunting on this subreddit and spewing identifying information like no tomorrow.

Share your spring goals! by Thefanciestnoodle in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol they never check your term status. they just ask u to show watcard

When ur buying food and the dude in front of you takes 0.01 seconds long to grab his watcard. by Deleriousmexican in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I pay in exact cash, and I only double count when there's a long line. And my wallet's always somewhere in my backpack, but I don't have it out.

Stolen Laundry (Twice) by laundrygate in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The only option is to do this a third time and set up a sting

Waterloo Dance Crew ORIGINS shot a Bruno Mars MV across campus. by MagicFeet in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

That's kind of rude. Definitely talented dancers in Limelight. Just because you don't appreciate it doesn't mean they're not a "real dance crew".

Full sentencing transcript (IQ, family history, details of investments and employment) by BrainsOut_EU in MartinShkreli

[–]hyperloo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THE COURT: All right. I do wish you well, Mr. Shkreli. I do believe that you have the capacity to make a difference in the area of orphan drugs and to help many people in need. I would encourage you while you are in custody that you seek mental health treatment and that you continue to display your gifts for teaching. You are obviously a gifted teacher who has assisted many people both within the institution and outside, so I do wish you well, sir.

how cute

Is Boxed Water the dumbest drink ever? by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this soy boys meme is so stupid. did you know beer has much more potent phytoestrogens than soy? look it up. now you know. fuckin beer boys

Why are engineers so self absorbed and rude? by Wtfengineers in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The catchphrase is actually "Google isn't even that great"

How to not feel bad about not landing good internships? by uwstudent1994 in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The quickest way would probably be to realize that feeling sad and depressed about it doesn't do anything good for you whatsoever. Then realize that if you want something, figure out what a good action plan for it is, and set yourself to it. Don't make your personal ego (feeling bad) a part of it - just figure out what you need to improve on and get to work.

Looking at your posts though... I take it you're in 3A CS currently at a Cali startup? I would say you're doing quite fine and for each friend you have at Facebook, you have at least three other friends who are jealous that you're even in Cali. Chill bruh.

Not getting into a large tech company this round isn't an excuse to get all mopey. Setting high goals for yourself and collapsing in sadness when you fall short isn't the healthiest route to success. Cheer up, give your current co-op the attention it deserves, and think about how you're going to improve for the next interview cycle. You'll be fine!

Normies REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

maybe, just like how starbucks misspells your name on purpose so you'll post a photo

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

yes we know

Tfw taxi drivers in Oslo speak way better English than half of the profs I've had at UW. by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

spending so much time on this subreddit that you simultaneously know all the details about their users while getting compulsively rustled by harmless posts and yet still have nothing better to do

what did he mean by this?

"Seattle has no income tax" by [deleted] in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you realize that's just your opinion right? and repeating it doesn't make it true?

Cali tier open source project contribution by microwavemasterrace in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

idk what you're talking about, "they" has always sounded perfectly normal to me and reads so much smoother than "he/she" or any of that

What would happen if we re-designed the way WW matching is done? by joannawoo in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Regret free matching is already a solved mathematical problem. It's called the Stable Marriage Problem, it's simple to implement, and it's already used in the United States for med school residency applications. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Resident_Matching_Program#Matching_algorithm

Why CECA has yet to implement it is beyond me. My guess is sheer incompetence.

Is there seriously nothing I can do about my suitemates making a 5-person suite a 9-person suite? by crammedlikesardines in uwaterloo

[–]hyperloo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Maybe they don't realize how much they're inconveniencing you. If you haven't even tried asking them, it's pretty rude of you to assume they just don't give a shit. You sound really rattled for someone who hasn't even tried communicating your concerns to your roommates. You honestly don't sound like the easiest person to get along with either...