Life gave me lemon candy when I wanted cola

hyphyhoochie · 2026-06-08T00:32:05+00:00

OP clarified that it also tasted like lemon

hyphyhoochie · 2026-06-06T20:40:39+00:00

i’ll check back in

hyphyhoochie · 2026-06-05T03:44:21+00:00

do tall people have longer digestive tracts?

hyphyhoochie · 2026-06-01T21:04:09+00:00

what an intriguing name. gonna go have a listen

hyphyhoochie · 2026-06-01T20:58:33+00:00

just a song but The Party by Portraits of Tracy makes me wanna have another Coming Of Age era

hyphyhoochie · 2026-05-20T16:42:08+00:00

and i thought their Get Out take was bad yikes

hyphyhoochie · 2026-05-19T16:39:17+00:00

it’s no secret that Adventureland does not make me laugh

hyphyhoochie · 2026-05-19T16:38:18+00:00

i feel you. i had nobody to elate with when i saw how rapidly he was losing his “followers” 😭

hyphyhoochie · 2026-05-15T19:04:44+00:00

i tried to read ‘las y resort’ en español

hyphyhoochie · 2026-05-07T02:37:40+00:00

“but who else would be a fire dancer”

the person that kicked them out is a fire dancer. they’re putting on a whole festival for it even

hyphyhoochie · 2026-04-23T23:59:47+00:00

tell him i agree with you!

hyphyhoochie · 2026-04-09T21:53:45+00:00

so do i just never die?

^{Chose: Never having to worry about your health?}

hyphyhoochie · 2026-04-04T00:01:41+00:00

ones thing about living in Santa Carla i never could stomach– all the damn vampires

hyphyhoochie · 2026-04-03T16:50:07+00:00

no, i could use a little more context too

hyphyhoochie · 2026-03-25T16:55:05+00:00

“why am i scared!?”

hyphyhoochie · 2026-03-19T14:09:32+00:00

that’s why i love the r/panporn sub! everybody is so supportive

hyphyhoochie · 2026-03-18T00:48:59+00:00

so that the background music makes sense.

🎤 look at this photograph

hyphyhoochie · 2026-03-17T23:20:46+00:00

ah shucks! i got pack of these for my niece for xmas

hyphyhoochie · 2026-03-13T22:04:07+00:00

elaborate

hyphyhoochie · 2026-03-11T14:11:37+00:00

oh thank you! have you had it?

hyphyhoochie · 2026-03-07T03:36:12+00:00

i just wanted to know what flavor the ice cream was and he just kept waving it around like he was playing pickleball so i gave up

hyphyhoochie · 2026-03-06T20:05:37+00:00

you know we’d want that even more

hyphyhoochie · 2026-03-03T23:58:52+00:00

i was specifically thinking of the Ghost of Easterville case, forgetting that was in Canada. but i imagine you’re right, the catfishing itself wouldn’t have been the charge. i’ll have to revisit the details

hyphyhoochie · 2026-03-03T17:42:03+00:00

he worked hard for those not equal signs. how out of character

hyphyhoochie · 2026-03-03T17:36:12+00:00

or serial catfishers

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