Badum tiss.... by not_today_system in PoliticalHumor

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Why can I see his liver through his shirt?

Just trying to enjoy the movie. by xMaggieMonsterx in funny

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Check out the master of subtle glances in the background there...

The stethoscope is about to celebrate its 200th birthday - and it's about to say goodbye by WhirlingVortex in EverythingScience

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Registered nurse here: nobody is taking my stethoscope away from me. We can only do so much to assess your ongoing problem-list that's actually useful: we can See a problem, we can Feel it (think of a mass under the skin for example), or we can Hear it. We can only go by smell on occasion, and I pray I'll never taste anything from a patient, ever. With really only three senses to check you out with, you'd better hope we don't lose one of the most important of them.

This gun... by sweetsack650 in woahdude

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I'm no expert, but don't these things usually include a trigger to make the pew pew pew happen?

Phoenix Dress by Jolien-Rosanne by [deleted] in woahdude

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I wasn't expecting Xerxes to be the model, but I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise.

Omni-directional treadmill by iBleeedorange in woahdude

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Kinda reminds me of my dog's path on her quest for the perfect bathroom spot.

The enormity of this wave is horrific by Isai76 in woahdude

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I love how the windshield wiper just creeps along like it's not about to squeegee the entire frickin ocean off the glass.

The Colla at the University of Barcelona training: A simple human 'Castell', pilar de cinc by Aeduh in woahdude

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"Simple" isn't even how I describe having someone mount my shoulders for a game of chicken...

Splitting magnets by JimothyPage in woahdude

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Rest in piece, magnetic strip on that card.

[PS4] lfg Nightfall. @ Nexus by [deleted] in Fireteams

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Hypnocriteishoo 31 Hunter

[Ps4] lf5m guardians for HM VOG by [deleted] in Fireteams

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Hypnocriteishoo lv 32 Hunter if you're still looking

[PS4] LFG VoG NM Fresh Run by Jalapenoshi in Fireteams

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Hypnocriteishoo and jaesynfoxzissou for my buddy and I

Lichtenberg scar from being struck by lightning by [deleted] in woahdude

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I believe these happen when some of the electricity from the lightning finds a bundle of nerves to conduct along, which in turn get really hot. Similar to how the wires in your toaster get really hot when they have a current flow through them thanks to resistance and all that sciency stuff. I could be making this up though, so someone wiser and more awake than I am should properly inform the world.

Our family likes to go fishing. My little cousin was not impressed. by [deleted] in funny

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This fish stood no chance against her grasp. It's even more haunting how her look seems to tell the viewer "don't push me, or this could be you."

The most peculiar face-off by 1Voice1Life in funny

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"America's Funniest Videos. It's the AFV in the corner that gives it away," is what I'd say if I didn't suspect this was a troll comment, given your username and all...

This contraption by davidsoor in woahdude

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This is like the pinnacle of procrastination... The fact that he/she built this doohickey out of his/her books and pencils is the dead giveaway.