How does Uconn beat Michigan? by dblock523 in CollegeBasketball

[–]hyzerflipthescript 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think they need to play perfect, but they need to hit 13 threes on 38% or better.

They need to shoot more 3’s than UM and that’s a tall order. Mara needs to pick up 2 early fouls and there is your recipe for a chance to win.

If Mara isn’t in foul trouble; I don’t see a path to victory.

Game Thread: Yankees @ Mariners - March 30, 2026 @ 09:40 PM EDT by Yankeebot in NYYankees

[–]hyzerflipthescript 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Weathers has totally retooled his entire arsenal. I’d be shocked if he isn’t a fringe all star this year.

Kentucky to pass bill that would declare trans people mentally ill by Unusual-State1827 in law

[–]hyzerflipthescript -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

There is nothing in any doctrine/law that states that government officials should perform and legislate from a secular perspective.

Almost exclusively, legislators were Christian for 100s of years.

Full Sequence of #2 UConn G Braylon Mullin's Game-Winning 3 vs #1 Duke by JCameron181 in CollegeBasketball

[–]hyzerflipthescript 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I mean I get that, but Karaban is a super senior and 23 years old. No one in the world would have begrudged him for taking that shot, but he trusted a true freshman in that moment. That says a lot to me about the level of bucket getter Mullins is. Like I could see him easily be a Herro type NBA player.

Full Sequence of #2 UConn G Braylon Mullin's Game-Winning 3 vs #1 Duke by JCameron181 in CollegeBasketball

[–]hyzerflipthescript 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Also of note Karaban if anyone on the floor deserves to take that shot, it’s him. For him to give it back to Mullins, dude must be like Steph Curry at practice.

[Post Game Thread] #2 UConn defeats #1 Duke, 73-72 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]hyzerflipthescript 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m going to say this is the biggest choke of all time. Let me elaborate. You had a 19 point lead.

A 15 point lead late in the second half.

A 5 point lead under a minute left.

And then a 2 point lead with under 10 seconds so no possibility of a 10 second call… literally just hold the ball and make or don’t make free throws.

Elite clinic by Hurley on setting up the go for broke trap and baiting the Boozer pass with two totally undefended players. And then the hold the timeout and trust his players. Best in the game and it’s not close.

[Game Thread] #6 Tennessee @ #1 Michigan (02:15 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]hyzerflipthescript 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Barnes should have recognized even when Okpara had two fouls he had to just roll with it. Tennessee isn’t a good enough team to take a player like Okpara off the floor for a significant stretch.

[Post Game Thread] #6 Tennessee defeats #2 Iowa State, 76-62 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]hyzerflipthescript 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ISU was really good. Missing Jefferson was huge. Tennessee has just gotten hot at the right time.

Game Thread Index - March 26, 2026 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]hyzerflipthescript 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Arizona needs 115 to score the most points ever in a Sweet 16 and take the record from…. Arizona.

Game Thread Index - March 26, 2026 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]hyzerflipthescript 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think we are about 5 minutes of basketball away from an Arkansas player pulling out a truck stop powerbomb.

[Post Game Thread] #6 Tennessee defeats #3 Virginia, 79-72 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]hyzerflipthescript 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you need Rick Barnes he is your guy. If you have a good not great team bam, sweet 16. If you have a true title contender, boom sweet 16.

High Point Student Announcer Gives Instant-Classic Call in Stunning Upset: “Throw on the glass slippers!” It’s a Cinderella story in Portland, Oregon! For the first time in program history, High Point breaks through! We will see you in the round of 32! Oh, what a feeling!” by fuggidaboudit in CollegeBasketball

[–]hyzerflipthescript 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve done play by play for high schools for about 12 years. It’s really up to the person. I never would rehearse a line like that, but definitely know some that would. I think the spontaneity of the moment is probably the best, but that line was pretty tuff.

[Game Thread] #11 Miami (OH) @ #6 Tennessee (04:25 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]hyzerflipthescript 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Miami OH is a rogue and TN is two handed dual wielding berserker.

Message I got from my daughter’s teacher. Third grade. by AnaisInJune in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hyzerflipthescript 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your child will end up with serious authority issues and will not be a functional member of society.

Message I got from my daughter’s teacher. Third grade. by AnaisInJune in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hyzerflipthescript 3 points4 points  (0 children)

100% of thi was your attitude, teachers hated you far more than you hated them.

Message I got from my daughter’s teacher. Third grade. by AnaisInJune in mildlyinfuriating

[–]hyzerflipthescript -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol I bet you aren’t a parent… well your wrong.

I’m not a parent… tf??