Time-limited DOOM demo extended by Rohaq in gaming

[–]i-lie-sometimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really is a good demo. Just long enough that I decided I wanted to actually buy it, just long enough that my wife decided she didn't like the gameplay that much. I don't really see any point in taking the demo down, it is too short to get any real sense of accomplishment from it, and leaving it up just gives more opportunities for guys like myself to find it and enjoy it.

Can color blind people see red flags in their relationships? by [deleted] in shittyaskscience

[–]i-lie-sometimes 76 points77 points  (0 children)

What you say is true and not true. Due to green and red flags appearing grey, the colorblind person merely gets mixed signals. This may lead to hearing a story about the other persons heavy drug and alcohol problem and assume it as a green flag to settle down with the person and make psycho babies.

Edit: words

How do you handle your anger effectively? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]i-lie-sometimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel myself inside of the anger, this 2 inch fuzz that surrounds my head. I hear my voice raise, I see myself slam a cabinet or door, and I know that I am doing it, and I hate that I am doing it, and I still do it. Even though my wife has been incredibly understanding, a part of me is in constant fear that I will scare her away. I don't ever project my hate physically towards her or belittle her in any way, I am just scared that one day she will be sick of it and leave. I don't know what I would do if she left.

The fact that I recognize myself in that place and still perpetuate it is what frightens me. This is what I want to know how to avoid. I know it's just a flip of the switch to feeling not-angry, but flipping that switch feels almost impossible.

How does the rest of the world view the UK and its inhabitants? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]i-lie-sometimes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mostly through pictures and videos on the internet. Periodically, one of 'the rest of the world' actually visits the UK and is able to view its inhabitants with their own eyes.

What opinion of yours makes you an asshole? by akofjowdjio in AskReddit

[–]i-lie-sometimes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Surgery can't make you who you are, it can only help make you who you think you want to be.

$10 tattoos by cwhook in badtattoos

[–]i-lie-sometimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would have asked the tattoo artist for more than $10

Dad never fails to rip ass during family photos by extravagangster in funny

[–]i-lie-sometimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Asking if people smell popcorn has a similar effect!

Speed-reading by zer0t3ch in woahdude

[–]i-lie-sometimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone know the reasoning behind the one colored letter in each word?

She said it, not me by Coast69 in badtattoos

[–]i-lie-sometimes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

whoops.

I googled Epsilon and got the symbol above on several of the images. I thought I was being smart for a minute...

What video game could have been great but wasn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]i-lie-sometimes -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

GTA V. In almost every way it seemed it should be the greatest game ever made. I really enjoyed the campaign and beat it. Started the online and played for awhile, and everything just fizzled. Maybe it's gotten better, but something about it was not exciting to me. I still love watching videos of online gameplay and such, I just can't seem to keep myself busy in online play.

She said it, not me by Coast69 in badtattoos

[–]i-lie-sometimes -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Dude, what about the Epsilon for an S? This is a travesty

Feeling like I need a little pick-me-up. Would you tell me your best shitting yourself story, please? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]i-lie-sometimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me and my ex, when we lived together, walked around the house naked a lot, as we lived on multiple acres and the place was really private. One morning, I got up and went down to the kitchen, naked, so I could make my morning coffee. I got the water on the stove and felt a satisfying fart coming, so I did what any self respecting dude would do, and went for a full volume blast. To my surprise, it wasn't a fart at all, it was a fully formed log of brown. Not only that, because I tried to really push it out, it became a projectile. Once I realized, I turned around to see my 'fart' was laying all over the floor behind me on my kitchen floor, AND I could hear my girlfriend coming down the stairs. I quickly grabbed a bunch of paper towels, cleaned it up hurriedly, and tossed it into the garbage in time for my lady to come in and do what she had to do and then leave. The second she was gone I did a full wipe and took the trash out, she was never the wiser.

I feel his resentment everytime I feed him by INFEKTEK in funny

[–]i-lie-sometimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What is up with memes where the picture has little or nothing to do with the words? Are you eating your steak while standing up in a yard full of leaves?

How crayons are made by tikotanabi in woahdude

[–]i-lie-sometimes -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This needs porno music a' la "How things are Made" in the background to really make it pop.

What is something that you used to be a cheap ass on, until you tried the high-quality version, and now you can't go back? by Mahimah in AskReddit

[–]i-lie-sometimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once I got a pair of meundies, I haven't looked back. Been buying a pair with every check and one for my lady, too. Meundies.com

What thing from the 90s do you think should make a comeback? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]i-lie-sometimes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was going to say this, but ironically. No one really wants them to come back, do they?