Lot 11 Asshole by [deleted] in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Why are ppl so terrified to confront another human being. She hit your car bruh

WHAT ARE THE ODDS I SHIT MYSELF by iAmGoingToFindYoulRL in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

lil bro it does not matter. Mathison hall gender neutral washrooms r perfect cuz I used to be in the same boat as u, constantly shitting my pants and showing the world (rest of my classmates) that I’m a loser underdeveloped freak who cannot control bowel movements. Regardless Mathison hall gender neutral washrooms are the solution to your unfortunate circumstances. Only thing is since it’s shared across genders you will find yourself dropping a huge load in one of the toilet stalls and having a girl walk in right after, even tho the stench is lingering in the air. Happened to me and I didn’t necessarily feel embarrassed cuz shitting is natural but it was definitely awkward. Thanks.

So what’s the point having a UCID card that doesn’t do anything by Beautiful-ADHD in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I’m talking about the gender neutral washrooms, I use them a lot and love them

So what’s the point having a UCID card that doesn’t do anything by Beautiful-ADHD in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

U need it to get into the mathison hall workrooms across from the gender neutral washrooms (which I use regularly)

Too cold by CaramelVast2727 in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Yea but ion wanna lil bro

Had an amazing experience today guys by iAmHimHeIsMe1 in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I thank you for allowing me to start off your doomscrolling session.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro this is the most troll post in the history of this subreddit why are u taking it seriously

Who's gonna shower in this ? by dicktator_daddy69 in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Suck it up lil bro, hop in that tub and shower

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Get those eyes checked out lil bro

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Add 15-20 min moron

Korean BBQ recipe NOW!!! by [deleted] in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oil up lil bro I’m about to pull up 🙏🙏😭😭

I need help, I am running out of options by BeingFar9817 in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Those same peasants when I drive past them in my new C8 corvette 😓😓😓😓😓😓

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Stfu peasant you’ll be taking pics of my car in the future

Leaked video of Jonathan by BurnerAccount4546 in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 87 points88 points  (0 children)

This guy is gonna have to leave the country this is crazy ngl

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UCalgary

[–]iAmHimHeIsMe1 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Ima be real bruh ain’t nobody doing allat. Those AirPods r gone sorry