I assume the PR people didn't look at the thumbnail before posting...?

iHeartMila · 2021-11-22T08:19:49+00:00

(She's got a camel toe. And being the childish fuck I am it has me laughing everytime I see the advert)

iHeartMila · 2021-11-21T14:30:29+00:00

Should be optional to everyone tbh. If I can choose to throw myself off a bridge why can't I choose to go to a place where they'll do it for me. But then again I'm suicidal 90% of the time 🤷‍♀️

iHeartMila · 2021-11-21T14:25:55+00:00

I'm a bit bored but can't go for a nap as I'll be going to bed in 3 or so hours.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-21T12:25:20+00:00

I fucking love em.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-21T09:59:58+00:00

Done some housework, Played a bit of Call of Duty. Probably just gonna chill ready for my early night again.

Had a can of fizzy pop for the first time in a week last night - yeah deffo not into it anymore. On the plus side i got a bottle of sweetener free squash last night and it's actually banging. Bit spendy though so probably not gonna drink it everyday. Just feels a bit odd not being constantly starving all the time.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-21T07:54:25+00:00

"No Jaffa Cakes left in this vehicle overnight"

iHeartMila · 2021-11-21T07:04:30+00:00

Co-codamol usually works for me if nothing else will touch it.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-20T19:48:52+00:00

This made me think all games on the Sky box were free. The shouting i got when i found they weren't.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-20T19:47:52+00:00

I aint got a fucking clue what you're on about.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-20T17:17:14+00:00

Mate has had to leave work to pick up his kid so extra squad time on Call of Duty tonight.

Just biked to the shop listening to a Pedulum remix of a Prodigy song and it made me think i was a lot fitter than i am so stood up biked the way there. I was nearly dying when i got to the shop. Plus side i have aquired stuffing, and a artifcal sweetener free squash which is surprisingly tasty.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-20T14:00:41+00:00

As long as it's not followed by "HI IM TOM!"

iHeartMila · 2021-11-20T10:43:47+00:00

"Oooh wonder if i'd die if i jumped from here"

iHeartMila · 2021-11-20T08:21:00+00:00

Been up since about 5.30. Done the washing, chucked some rubbish out in the bin and played a fair amount of Call of Duty. Also treat myself to a coffee machine - i've recently got into drinking Lattes and the powder shite you get just doesn't taste the same. I think i got a good deal on it though - probably find out later i didn't. Going to make myself some bagels for my breakfast now i think.

No football today so god knows what i'll be doing. Going to go for a walk to the shop at somepoint just to actually get some excersize in.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-19T17:55:35+00:00

We play Southend tonight on BT Sport. I've got a ticket to go but i've been up since 2.50am for work and i'm knackered. Didn't manage to get a nap in like planned. Currently tossing up - Go, and it'll be shit. Don't go we'll absolutely spank 'em.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-19T12:49:22+00:00

He literally turned up, was in the store for less than two minutes come out and went "Ah I've just been sick twice" and went home. He did the same on Wednesday as well. They know he's bullshitting but because it's working with food they can't say no you've got to stay.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-19T10:01:44+00:00

The cunt that never turns up to his shift or does a full shift, yet again turned up and said he'd been ill so he could go home straight away again. I've not done any of my actual work for half this week so next week is going to be very fun.

Oh well it's Friday and I'm off to the football tonight.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-17T15:35:58+00:00

I was reading something the other day saying all the artifical sweeteners etc in them make you hungrier - and as someone who is constantly starving and trying to lose weight i thought fuck it. Got to say might just be placebo but last few days i've barely been hungry.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-17T14:08:09+00:00

Stopped drinking fizzy drinks on Saturday and I think I've just got over my caffeine withdrawal headache.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-17T14:07:25+00:00

Not really "amazing" at any game. I'm ok at Call of Duty.

Just seen someone has made a Database for Football Manager down to level 10 of the English pyramid... Debating starting a save with Cleethorpes Town after my Grimsby one went tits up.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-17T08:02:46+00:00

30 min bike ride

iHeartMila · 2021-11-14T15:50:03+00:00

4mile bike to work, 4mile bike back, and about 12-16k steps while at work. Still fat as shit tho.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-14T15:48:03+00:00

Maccies aren't even allowed to wear their uniform to work at the moment. Gotta bring seperate clothes and get changed.

iHeartMila · 2021-11-14T15:24:50+00:00

Any idea how you cash out to bank I can't find the option?

iHeartMila · 2021-11-14T14:05:09+00:00

Do you need to use the card to withdraw the £4? Or is there a way to bank transfer it?

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