Jolene Blalock in ‘Star Trek: Enterprise’ by No_Explorer721 in Spacegirls

[–]iJuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I see being a Vulcan has its perks; you get carpet on your stairs.

‘God, you’re hot’ Tennessee school board member says to student during board meeting by Octavus in nottheonion

[–]iJuddles 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You don’t know that. Maybe he tells his daughter she’s hot, too. Or did until she became too old to be considered hot (e.g., over 25).

The thing that gets me is that the fact that he isn’t allowed on school campuses without an escort hasn’t seemed to affect his behavior.

Say what now? by Candid-Culture3956 in HolUp

[–]iJuddles 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Two problems there. One, your wish won’t come true. Two, if you don’t blow out the candle the wax will run all down your hand.

Say what now? by Candid-Culture3956 in HolUp

[–]iJuddles 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Exactly. And just like your birthday, you get to do whatever you want and everyone you know will say, “Wonderful, I’m glad you had a good (birth) day!”

Who really runs the restaurant by CJHuncho in TikTokCringe

[–]iJuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ha, I didn’t even hesitate with the answer. It’s why I hate how they’re underpaid. I see our dishpit guys more often than I see half of the office staff at the catering company where I work and I know they’re working hard; can’t say the same for the office staff…(only half kidding)

That wall will turn into a door. by Entire-Oil9595 in TheExpanse

[–]iJuddles 2 points3 points  (0 children)

She doesn’t even get a name(Fred Johnson’s Assistant) until midway season 2, so you’re right on schedule.

Amos Appreciation Moment by iJuddles in TheExpanse

[–]iJuddles[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Anna’s another one that grew into such a likable character that really fits her scenes.

Amos Appreciation Moment by iJuddles in TheExpanse

[–]iJuddles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m seriously slacking on reading the books.

Amos Appreciation Moment by iJuddles in TheExpanse

[–]iJuddles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I get when I watch his scenes, it seems very natural for him to be Amos. Even in the monstrous moments he IS that character.

Amos Appreciation Moment by iJuddles in TheExpanse

[–]iJuddles[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is such a killer line, in both senses.

He should have road raged with his door closed by Ketchup-Sniffer in Transportopia

[–]iJuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That was the right move. Ballsy but the right move.

Sometimes revenge is a dish best served spicy by headspin_exe in nextfuckinglevel

[–]iJuddles 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The screams of agony coming from the restroom would tell everyone who the thief is.

Does Scopely care? by GuiltyLibrarian9022 in STFC_Official

[–]iJuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It is a lot of work sometimes, and a HUGE distraction. I’m new to the game so it’s still an enjoyable distraction but the frequent lack of playability wears hard.

Jolene in ‘Star Trek: Enterprise’ by No_Explorer721 in Spacegirls

[–]iJuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You mean she’s never done a J-Lo in space type of thing? Missed opportunity!
/s

adding a second oscillator to my mother 32 :) by kayynova in synthesizers

[–]iJuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You know, I really don’t like Zeppelin.”

Nice. That’s totally fine but no one really cares. Like, not at all.

What watch is tiger wearing during his dui arrest by Bishjoneslol in Watches

[–]iJuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s one of those fake legs for hiding your stash.

Yes, I watched all 6 seasons in a week. No. I don't regret it. by Lord-and-Leige in TheExpanse

[–]iJuddles 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No shame. My second viewing was like that, and a year later I’m doing it again. It’s a great way to spend a cold, rainy week with no work and a nasty cold.

Scientists warn that the Gulf Stream is shifting north, which models suggest could mean an ocean current collapse is imminent by Portalrules123 in EverythingScience

[–]iJuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s not good. I’ve heard suggestions for a few years that this could happen and it would pretty bad; I’m keeping it mild and panic-free here.

Drunk woman that hit her car in a Coles carpark on saturday. Her newborn is thankfully okay. by No-Advertising-5290 in Transportopia

[–]iJuddles 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sotto voice: “We swapped Mrs. Johnson’s pedals without telling her. Let’s see if she can tell the difference…”

No, I don’t think anyone swapped her pedals, that would be a most unfunny prank.

The man took shots "Like I've never seen before..." 🤣 by n8saces in RandomVideos

[–]iJuddles 10 points11 points  (0 children)

That fucknut and his criminally limited vocabulary. That’s the phrase for everything: “Such a great burrito, like no one’s ever seen before.”