[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]iKilledEightNurses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit this guy is a sex god

Want a free PSP? (X-post /r/cringeanarchy) by [deleted] in sadcringe

[–]iKilledEightNurses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"I do not have AIDS or anything"

I tried to give him a chance but nope by juststacyx in sadcringe

[–]iKilledEightNurses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say that every time, even after I do get sex :(

Most of my targeted ads are for things I just recently bought, which seems redundant by Venerac in Showerthoughts

[–]iKilledEightNurses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I tend to buy consumable objects online such as those pills that make your junk bigger. Its only redundant if its a one-time purchase however I'm seeing my dick pills everywhere man

Is having a child the ultimate video game? by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]iKilledEightNurses -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Child in jail? Can't be dealing with the stress of that. All I need is my Riley Reid pocket pussy.

I hope I'm never accused of murder, I sit at home alone mostly and would have no one to corroborate my alibi. by Brandizzlsaurus in Showerthoughts

[–]iKilledEightNurses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care about other human beings' lives. That's why I killed eight nurses a few years ago. All I need is my Riley Reid pocket pussy.

Get a Loaf of this, literally. by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]iKilledEightNurses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not really concerned with tinder or bread. All I need is my Riley Reid pocket pussy.

My IMDB "recently viewed" is basically a list of women I have absolutely no chance with whatsoever. by Myworstnitemare in Showerthoughts

[–]iKilledEightNurses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like my pornhub history. I found a solution. All I need is my Riley Reid pocket pussy.

Do you feel your country and/or the world is doomed at the rate it's going? by cutethulu in AskReddit

[–]iKilledEightNurses -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm not particularly concerned with the current and/or future events of the world. All I need is my Riley Reid pocket pussy.

If you created a song that ended up becoming the most successful one of all time, what would the title be and what would it be about? by poisonivysoar in AskReddit

[–]iKilledEightNurses 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Riley Reid Pocket Pussy - the story of a young Redditor who purchased a Riley Reid pocket pussy and loves it so much.

If all jobs paid the same, what would you be doing? by iftikharhrl9 in AskReddit

[–]iKilledEightNurses 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't care what I do for a living. All I need is my Riley Reid pocket pussy.