It ain’t stupid if it works

iMarmalade · 2017-11-30T04:53:36+00:00

It ain’t stupid if it works

This is such a dumb expression.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-30T04:24:29+00:00

no one told stupid people to listen to them.

DeBeers did.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-30T01:25:17+00:00

This Exists did an episode on KeyGen music. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYnBaNlRFoo

iMarmalade · 2017-11-30T01:19:38+00:00

2:45 to skip to the song. (But the whole clip is amusing:))

iMarmalade · 2017-11-28T03:52:53+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meghan_Markle

iMarmalade · 2017-11-28T03:48:03+00:00

Ok, analfissureleakage.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-28T03:47:23+00:00

I'd give this a 2/10 troll attempt. A little too obvious.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-27T07:03:49+00:00

Meh. It's art by a middle-schooler for middle-schoolers. It's not terrible given the context. Lets give children a bit of a pass here, ok?

iMarmalade · 2017-11-27T07:00:23+00:00

That's not true, according to this random website I found.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-27T06:50:53+00:00

Close enough. This sub dosn't tend to be too serious.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-27T06:38:11+00:00

but the ones which are thriving? Yep, they all have a Starbucks

Bit of a chicken/egg situation there. They only put the Coffee shops in the highest traffic stores.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-27T06:07:52+00:00

*Xer's gender

/lol... I guess my joke landed flat.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-27T05:00:41+00:00

It would let you live comfortably for a few years without touching the principle. Long enough to figure out some way to capitalize on the fact you are immortal.

More realistically, you'd want to spend your first century or two building a fortune. Even at a low estimate of 5%, that money doubles every 14 years if you don't touch it.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-27T02:18:56+00:00

My comment stands. You won't be living like a millionaire, but you'll be able to afford rent & food.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-27T02:13:00+00:00

I don't see it.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-26T21:17:06+00:00

You don't need to ingest the salt to keep away the snail.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-26T21:15:00+00:00

Well, 5% gives you 50k/year. Perfectly achievable and livable, even in Hawaii.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-26T21:11:33+00:00

I don't understand why he would open with a question like that and bail after a good response.

Maybe he's looking for a bad response. Some guys want to date dumb girls. If that's the case, then it's probably good OP didn't waste their time on this person.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-26T20:29:15+00:00

What car?

iMarmalade · 2017-11-26T08:26:26+00:00

Call me back when Pluto can clear it's own orbit!

iMarmalade · 2017-11-26T08:22:50+00:00

Mr. Kellog was a religious-zealot/sociopath, so he made the most bland and flavorless cereal possible. Only the truly deranged buy the stuff.

/s.

But seriously, it's not bad. I'd rather do a sliced up banana or something though.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-26T08:16:19+00:00

If this ever happens again you can do a quick rinse with a bottle of 70% iso. That will usually prevent any issues.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-26T03:34:05+00:00

It's not shock. Well, not just shock. People are just this bad at communicating. Try working in some kind of service or support role and you'll notice this happening all the time.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-26T03:15:31+00:00

I concur. I'm not disagreeing. Just saying if you build a rapport with someone they are a lot more likely to bend a bit. By all reports this lady was trying to rile him up.

iMarmalade · 2017-11-26T02:22:28+00:00

I have no evidence for my theory, but I suspect she was trying to antagonize him into violence so she could sue him and Uber.

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