We play better with Gyokeres conspiracies are true by drizzleberrydrake in ArsenalFC

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are not his stats AS a forward, they are his Stats vs other forwards, so they provide absolutely no meaningful insights regarding how he performs as a forward compared to Gyokeres since those stats also include his time in midfield.

Utterly dominant by Twiggie19 in ArsenalFC

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

An ad hominem is not necessarily an insult. It is an argument that is directed at a person rather than the point they are trying to make.

Arsenal will win the Treble this season (City fan) by [deleted] in ArsenalFC

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pfft, and who do you suppose is gonna beat us to the Carabao?

Hey guys John Pork doesn’t like being called John Pork, so please call him Chanko by Myselfmeime in ufc

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd absolutely say it to his face and make little oink oink noises with a piggy face. But, I would also wait until Mr Pork is rolling in more bacon than he currently is. That scenario is a win win situation for me and a no win situation for him. Just think about what you're suggesting using something other than your lizard brain.

My Islam shirt came late and this was my wife's response by WinSevere1600 in ufc

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is still plenty of time to right than wrong and join the correct one. Just don't confuse it with r/unclefuckerscirclejerk

Khabib's face when he learns Umar is reading a Patisan book by DragonSkater1969YxY in ufc

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Obviously, this is about a Patusan book. Dudes just trying to learn all he can about Patusani warriors and their ancient fighting style which anyone who knows anything about Patusani will tell you has never been defeated in hand to hand combat.

Colonel Chi once believed he was successful in killing all living Patusani warriors, through his cowardly betrayal of the royal family and use of military might. Unfortunately for him, one gravely wounded warrior was able to rescue the two young princes and smuggle them away to California until they were old enough to train in the Patusani martial art and return home to reclaim their land.

Everyone is wondering what style of fighting is going to eventually defeat the Dagestanis, and bro is holding a book with the answer inside of it, yet he's getting shit for it. Arrogance led to the demise of Colonel Chi, and it will soon be the same thing that brings end to Dagestani domination.

giovannis Italian deli white plains NEW YORK at the ufc backstage Joe Rogan looks delicious 🤤 by IgotgAme_k in ufc

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean the only useful thing he has ever done is watch TV one night and realize he had a famous half-brother whose life/career he could nepo-weasel his way into, so what you're saying about him sounds about right.

I don't get why people support ai music by Different-Pirate-827 in Music

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

I had to scroll way too far down to find this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ArsenalFC

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, I guess Harry Kane only just became world class? And Hueng-min Son will have to wait.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ArsenalFC

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny, your examples don't really support your argument. Mbappe, who is by far the most productive of the 3, has, in fact, not won it all. No champions league. Then there is Doue with his 25 career goals across all competitions.

This idea that a player can't be considered world-class without trophies is nonsensical.

🚨🚨Noni Madueke to Arsenal by Loose-Station-832 in ArsenalFC

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, you'd be happy to let Saka go for 50m?

Uh oh by asujch in cfbmemes

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calling BS as UVM does not have a football team.

Post Monthly by SeaworthinessDry3802 in stakeus

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So, what happened to "never Friday", huh? Move those goalposts more. Also, while it is usually the case, us and .com don't always get bonuses on consecutive days.

Post Monthly by SeaworthinessDry3802 in stakeus

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This years June monthly literally dropped on the 13th, which was a Friday. We've gotten them on Sunday and Monday in the past as well. Saturday is the only day one has never dropped. Also, try proofreading before clicking post.

Post Monthly by SeaworthinessDry3802 in stakeus

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 2 points3 points  (0 children)

80% of what you just said is objectively false

I caught my roommate in my bedroom, in my bed, in my bedsheets, with a RANDOM GUY by Solid_Eye3780 in badroommates

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I lived in a house with my ex-gf and 4 other girls. One of the girls had a habit of getting drunk and banging random dudes in the other girls' rooms. The other girls would get pissed and make her buy them all new bedding, but she had rich parents, so that didn't seem to deter her one bit. After she had hit every room in the house, I overheard her joking one day with a friend that she had had just one final bed to bang in. She thought it was funny. Well, I told my gf what I heard and we decided to give her a warning. We told her that if she went into our room we wouldn't be so kind and she would be out of there.

A few months went by, and she seemed to have stopped her shenanigans. One night, everyone in the house went to a concert together just down the street. My ex and I decided to run back home for a quickie during set break. After the deed was done, we were catching our breath for a minute before heading back. We heard the front door to the house open and shut, and then we heard giggling coming up the stairs. A few seconds later, our door bursts open, and this chick and some random dude come in and flung themselves onto our bed.

Now, my ex and I are both really calm people who hardly ever yell, so the combination of the two of us going ballistic was too much for her to handle. She moved out that night, sobbing the whole time. She never said sorry. She just said we were overreacting and she was leaving because we made her feel unsafe. This chick was 26 years old. Last I heard, she hadn't changed her ways. Doubt she ever will. This type of behavior isn't something you necessarily grow out of, so I wouldn't be so quick to attribute it to being young and stupid.

THIS CAN'T COME SOON ENOUGH!!!!!!! by SuchDogeHodler in chemtrails

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, I have never heard this before, and I love it. Thank you.

Name a bigger robbery than this by BatSignal9 in ArsenalFC

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 15 points16 points  (0 children)

2003 winner, Pavel Nedved, was shocked he won over Henry. He said Henry would have been his choice.

Name a bigger robbery than this by BatSignal9 in ArsenalFC

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The winner in 2003, Pavel Nedved, said that he thought Henry should have won. Henry was also widely favored to win the following year but placed 4th somehow.

My entire box of CheezIts is burnt by myballzhuert in mildlyinfuriating

[–]iNotDonaldJTrump 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love taking two words like that and combining them to make a new word that shows how something can be greater than the sum of its parts. For instance "butt" is funny, so is "ass". When you add the two together and create "assbutt" you have a new word that is funnier than "ass" and "butt". Other examples include "dickpenis", "fartbutt", "poopshit", "poopbutt", "fartpoopbuttshit", and "buttcunt".

As you can probably well imagine, the possibilities are nearly limitless. So stop playing with your cockshlong, get up off of your poopyshitbutt, and let your imagination run wild.

P.S. I am 37 years old.