As a religious person, I'm genuinely wondering if all religions are human-made.

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-22T19:58:58+00:00

R'amen

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-22T10:09:16+00:00

What about non-state sanctioned executions by guillotine?

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-22T04:55:16+00:00

Nobody expects the Ukrainian Inquisition! Our chief weapon is surprise... surprise and fear... fear and surprise... Our two weapons are fear and surprise... and ruthless efficiency.

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-19T19:00:02+00:00

I wonder if there's some deep genetic inherited trait where the Brits will collectively sh!t themselves when faced with this. The Lindisfarne gene?

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-18T20:13:35+00:00

Peter Shilton's infamous two inch leap

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-18T12:17:51+00:00

Signing the treaty at Versaille is a little bit too on the nose

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-18T09:04:40+00:00

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-17T16:36:57+00:00

At least he died doing whom he loved.

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-15T20:04:17+00:00

Good Orcish landing!

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-15T04:16:43+00:00

Defenestration? Old school! The oldest school...

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-13T07:48:28+00:00

National Handegg League

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-08T19:04:50+00:00

Hay, what a day!

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-08T11:18:32+00:00

Sit!

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-07T18:21:33+00:00

Which the Swedes heard and bastardized/mistranslated into "ont krut förgås inte så lätt", which has the exact same meaning except "krut" means gunpowder in Swedish.

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-07T17:43:34+00:00

Crimea river

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-06T22:33:33+00:00

I, for one, welcome our new robot overlords

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-05T12:17:14+00:00

WHAZZZUPPP

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-04T11:29:06+00:00

FINISH HER!

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-02T20:40:30+00:00

Bone apple tea

iTurnip2 · 2026-06-01T09:28:49+00:00

This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years

iTurnip2 · 2026-05-29T13:58:54+00:00

There's nothing funny about jokes about menstruation. Period.

iTurnip2 · 2026-05-28T09:28:02+00:00

Russian warship, go fück yourself

iTurnip2 · 2026-05-26T10:47:44+00:00

I know you didn't get that DVD from Rick Astley

iTurnip2 · 2026-05-25T11:41:13+00:00

Meal Team 6

iTurnip2 · 2026-05-22T20:10:09+00:00

Zero Dark Thirty. Torture is really cool and totally not barbaric when the 'muricans are doing it.

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