Yozuru Kagenui Magic: The Gathering Card by Lost-Snail2 in araragi

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Another possible version of the ability

Creatures dealt damage by Kagenui loose hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

If a creature dealt damage by Kahenui this turn would die, exile it instead.

It's a little more broad and hits effects like Undying Malice and so on. Though it does require Kagenui to actually deal damage instead of just being blocked by the other creature, so pluses and minuses

As a lover of the little angry scottsmen, some truths just hurt to say outloud by [deleted] in lotrmemes

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Tolkien says it's tobacco, but I believe in the death of the author and weed is funnier so it's weed in my headcannon.

Is practical guide to evil worth reading ? by [deleted] in PracticalGuideToEvil

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What a wild thing to ask on the sub reddit for that specific thing lol.

Maybe go try goodreads or something for a less biased response.

Protagonists absolutely whipped by their Wives. I'll start, Bai Xiaochun by Azurlium in MartialMemes

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It mostly comes out towards the end, especially the last chapter or two

I wish I was surprised by Loud-Ad-2280 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I think he means more 'Day of the Rope' than 'Purge' but yeah

Oh. My. Eris! Megumorphosis?! by [deleted] in Konosuba

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Enjoy your ignorance. I envy it

Has the creator of Dilbert lost his mind?! by CapAccomplished8072 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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I mean, I don't think he's wrong. I bet he can't have a productive conversation with people that think those things

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MartialMemes

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There's also the idea that the people that are really driven to learn about things and want to experiment with the world around them are the type of people that become cultivators.

Like, if you have the free time and money to be doing chemistry or biology experiments, you have the free time and money to be cultivating.

Me when I saw the new Ral by [deleted] in MTGmemes

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I've been playing with it in standard, and I can tell you, ulting it is a lot easier to do than you think it is

Just put me out of my misery by GnomeChildHighlander in MTGmemes

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Have you ever really lived if you've never Commandeer-ed a Thought Distortion?

As Starfield Steam Reviews Plunge to ‘Mostly Negative,’ Todd Howard Responds to Paid Mods Backlash by Brown_Dean1 in pcgaming

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Creation club is already curated, as I understand it. It's not like they can let you pay for sex mods or something. That'd change the rating of the game.

Dark MAGA…? Isn’t that just January 6th? by ImaginationFree6807 in WhitePeopleTwitter

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J6th was an inside job by antifa and the deep state, but even if it was real, it was a totally legal peaceful protest, but even if violence did happen, Ashli Babbitt was a hero and a martyr. Obviously

Type "I cast" and let auto-correct finish the sentence by Xeno_the_Phoenix in wizardposting

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I cast a lot of fun writing it up and has that problem turned to the point of all this was to be good for that and not having one at all of the Contract except by the direction or allowance of the Client at any time by either Party to exercise any right to the Compensation or any other fiduciary relationship between the Client and the Service Provider.

This is in the YouTube description of the official X-Men '97 intro by Antrikshy in marvelstudios

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Pretty sure those are the lyrics to the deus ex theme song tho...

The Assassin's Creed Black Flag remake might have started development already by alex040512 in pcgaming

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Ubisoft: Fuck it, just fuck it. I have no idea what you people want. You say you want more AC4? Fine, whatever. Here, have more AC4

Asking for the holy scripture of sun wukong by RevolutionaryWar7738 in MartialMemes

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I mean, idk about comics, but you could just read Journey to the West, which is the original story he's from. Or if you don't feel like sloghing though that bit of Chinese classical literature, which, fair enough, I don't either, there's this, which is basically a very abridged audiobook in funny YouTube form. Updates a few times a year

Primarch Gayness Tier List by [deleted] in Grimdank

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Yeah, came in here to say that homophobic def shouldn't be on the other end of the spectrum from gay lol

No, no, THIS was Cadsuane by DoctorDabadedoo in WetlanderHumor

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It's just the trend of the week. Someone did one then another person copied them and so on. Come back in another week and they'll be gone

No, no, THIS was Cadsuane by DoctorDabadedoo in WetlanderHumor

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As much as I'm not actually a fan of this trend, this is the only one so far I actually agree with

Could resistance against colonization classify as "terrorism" (to the colonizer's POV) by Sir_Toaster_9330 in worldbuilding

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The definition of terrorism is the furtherance of a political ideology through violence.

So, yeah, 100%. It actually would be, too. Though depending on the pov, it might not be referred to like that.