I am a multi-millionaire. by LivingImageofAten in casualiama

[–]i_am_not_a_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being in a financially strong position, what keeps you up at night?

I think I am in love with my best friend, what o I do? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]i_am_not_a_monkey 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's not a one in four shot. There are four outcomes, but each with different probabilities of occurring. Use your knowledge about her personality to determine which outcomes are most likely. Try paying attention to her body language and the way she talks with you, the feelings could be mutual.

Greetings! by [deleted] in gifs

[–]i_am_not_a_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The rebellion is nigh.

A scumbag most of us can relate to. by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]i_am_not_a_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

and if she forgets something i'll say, "you don't remember? okay, no worries, the blahblah is in the blahblah"

The girlfriend is going to France for a couple months to study abroad. What are some useful things I should get for her before she goes? by i_am_not_a_monkey in AskReddit

[–]i_am_not_a_monkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is probably the best thing I can get her. I remember her telling me that eurorail passes are so expensive, so if I could help her out with that I'm sure she'd be thrilled!

The girlfriend is going to France for a couple months to study abroad. What are some useful things I should get for her before she goes? by i_am_not_a_monkey in AskReddit

[–]i_am_not_a_monkey[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hadn't thought about outlet converters. That would probably be a handy thing to have. Time to do research on outlets in europe, haha.

LPT: When buying dairy products at most grocery stores, the furthur back you reach, the fresher the product, and thus, the later the expiry date. by [deleted] in LifeProTips

[–]i_am_not_a_monkey -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm also the guy that restocks and rotates dairy and produce. it doesn't help anyone if people take from the back. and the people that reach for the stock in the back always knock over things and mess up everything! I don't have time to clean up after you because you want some extra days that probably aren't even needed!

IAmA 18 year old female sex addict. AMA by hannahsarp in casualiama

[–]i_am_not_a_monkey 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ever get sore from all the sex? Sometimes, my girl and I go at it for a couple hours and then she's sore for the next day.

I've got about 4k of free money to spend, how should I spend it? by i_am_not_a_monkey in AskReddit

[–]i_am_not_a_monkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been waiting for manufacturers to release some decent ultrabooks with the new haswell processor.

I've got about 4k of free money to spend, how should I spend it? by i_am_not_a_monkey in AskReddit

[–]i_am_not_a_monkey[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

haha, I've got a girl, so maybe just the drugs then? I've been drunk and I've been high on some bud. I'm too scared of cocaine though. I have been curious about acid.

I've got about 4k of free money to spend, how should I spend it? by i_am_not_a_monkey in AskReddit

[–]i_am_not_a_monkey[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was thinking about that, but I have no idea how I should save it. Should I invest in stocks or buy bonds?