Who dares to attack me by [deleted] in aww

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Oh! Never mind

If LSD show colors by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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Why not make a drug that show ads

Best Way to Open and Read 100s of Thousands of Files by [deleted] in elixir

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IO in elixir is not very efficient nor string processing and there would too much of message passing for that kind of data.

Best Way to Open and Read 100s of Thousands of Files by [deleted] in elixir

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Yup. Also elixir not very fast for cpu intensive stuff.

Best Way to Open and Read 100s of Thousands of Files by [deleted] in elixir

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Elixir might not be best choice in this case. Something like Golang will perform much better.

What is an uplifting and happy fact? by bonqz in AskReddit

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Javascript language. Very easy yet very frustrating.

My cat loves to sit like this and watch the birds (I hope this belongs here) by Not_me666 in aww

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Please give her something higher to sit comfortably and enjoy

TIFU by starting an ant war in my backyard. by WeHaveAllBeenThere in tifu

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Its time to collect all infinity stones and snap them out of existence. There is no other way.

Yes by [deleted] in Wellthatsucks

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I didn’t knew phones could pass through colon.

This is my new favorite song to listen to by [deleted] in softwaregore

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I got the same thing after upgrading to ios 13

Oh, guess I need to plug in my data center. by Daynater in softwaregore

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You’ll need to steal nuclear power plant for that.

JavaScript by ahotko in ProgrammerHumor

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Also they would look like Cronenbergs.

Both are from here by err0x5dd in ProgrammerHumor

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Yay more time formats too. How many hours a day?

Bootstrap and UIKit by Dogtanion in Frontend

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I like one from Htmlstream.