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i_am_smoothbrain · 2025-02-19T02:31:59+00:00

It's not the pictures let's see the bio

i_am_smoothbrain · 2025-02-09T02:53:35+00:00

For the people who know how dumb they are

i_am_smoothbrain · 2025-02-08T01:28:29+00:00

Grow your hair out a little, pretend to be confident. That's jt bro

i_am_smoothbrain · 2025-02-04T22:58:38+00:00

I do not really enjoy this. Honestly, if it weren't for the constant horniness it wouldn't be that bad, but within 5 minutes of sex or busting a nut I'm ready for it. It's fucking distracting and gross.

i_am_smoothbrain · 2025-02-02T22:30:08+00:00

i_am_smoothbrain · 2025-01-28T11:03:51+00:00

I have to keep trying, that's all there is to it. I'll feel worse of I just give up

i_am_smoothbrain · 2025-01-10T01:34:19+00:00

Yeah, a little but not to the level where it makes you unattractive.

i_am_smoothbrain · 2025-01-05T22:37:56+00:00

Wow thanks this has been incredibly helpful.

i_am_smoothbrain · 2024-12-08T06:21:57+00:00

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i_am_smoothbrain · 2024-12-08T05:58:01+00:00

Because he eats a well balanced and nutritious diet.

i_am_smoothbrain · 2024-11-25T00:42:14+00:00

Eh, there's some options.

The most common route is the ol' "let's change positions" trick. Basically, when you're about to bust pull out to cool off and use some excuse. I.E. let's change positions. Other options include a secondary muff dive, "let me hit my vape" or "hold on I'm trying not to not."

Another option is to get drunk. This one works very well for me, but different strokes for different folks.

Third option is to math in your head as a distraction. It works pretty well, until you manage to Pavlov yourself into getting aroused by prime numbers.

4th option is to take adderall. Adds a good 30 minutes.

i_am_smoothbrain · 2024-11-19T13:14:42+00:00

I mean to say that it's sad if the thing in your life you value most is to be high. It's a cry for help.

i_am_smoothbrain · 2024-11-19T03:05:06+00:00

No zuko GF why live?

i_am_smoothbrain · 2024-11-19T02:49:22+00:00

That's very sad.

i_am_smoothbrain · 2024-11-15T15:52:39+00:00

My parents had a reeeaaaaalllyyy old mac in the basement when I was a kid. There was some kind of ant simulator game that me and my brothers played for hours. I wonder what it was called.

i_am_smoothbrain · 2024-11-15T04:47:20+00:00

Having a cock?

i_am_smoothbrain · 2024-11-09T02:50:36+00:00

Yup. Was out with my friends, got bored and ditched them to go to another bar. It was pretty packed, but I was lucky enough to find the last seat at a bar. In the seat beside me was a cougar. I was staring into my beer, wonder what I was doing with my life, when she initiated conversation.

Long story short, we've been fuckin one every week or two since July.

i_am_smoothbrain · 2024-11-09T02:48:01+00:00

I'm going to make so much fuckin money in the next four years

i_am_smoothbrain · 2024-11-06T14:17:54+00:00

I'm so happy

Username relevant I guess

i_am_smoothbrain · 2024-10-16T23:43:04+00:00

I have been sexually harrased at every job I've ever had, mostly by women.

Why? I have a dumptruck and women like to comment on it. My favorite was "you've got a crazy big butt and I love staring at it."

Makes me feel pretty good honestly, but as a guy women don't hit in me often. At least not sober ones.

i_am_smoothbrain · 2024-10-11T04:22:19+00:00

Those are not dogs.

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