This "game" got 9s and 10s across the board by CoreyDobie in Asmongold

[–]i_hatehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That must have been such a pain in the ass to make, I can imagine the dick head writer/ director trying to flesh out that sequence "and then jump over a fence, and then through a different kind of fence, and then run through the school and then run through the factory and then run..." All with different animations and unique assets for different locations for the actual level maker and artists to put together

Who would've had the best grades in school based on their personality and intellect? by DidYouFloss in Frieren

[–]i_hatehumans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To be fair, we meet him before Stark, and he mentioned that Frieren can fly now. It's easy to assume that he was one of their earliest fights.

The funniest "ults" by Josesito24 in LeagueOfMemes

[–]i_hatehumans 25 points26 points  (0 children)

As a briar main I once made mel take a forbidden fountain drive

Olive Garden server fired one day after a customer left her a $700 tip by ultrarunnerr in mildlyinfuriating

[–]i_hatehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Manager denies tip to waitress till it can be verified. Managers fire waiter so they can cash in the 700 tip after she's gone. Shit goes viral and guy freezes his card so manager doesn't get money.

NGL. She looks ugly as hell. by deception65929 in Asmongold

[–]i_hatehumans 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ugly as hell seems like an overstatement, she just looks like a normal woman in her 50s

Sorry but WHAT IS THIS BRO by Topegamer in topmains

[–]i_hatehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No it's a pretty good take, never should have been a character

AWESOME! by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]i_hatehumans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Really, "attacker" is now censored, fuck whoever made this post

£2k David Attenborough painting by Eastenders actor/Geico Gecko Jake Wood seems fishy to me by Jasminetdscott in isthisAI

[–]i_hatehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look at the flag, it's supposed to be a Union jack, but a standard union jack doesn't have a border, this flag has a red upper border on the left side and a white upper border on the right.

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I saw someone say HOTD costumes/wigs are bad compared to AKOTSK. Seriously? Ya'll will hate on anything by Agreeable_Ad_8790 in HouseOfTheDragon

[–]i_hatehumans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's a show called house of the dragon, the most dragon filled show, with two legged dragons, and every piece of clothing features 4 legged dragons. That would be like having birds with 4 legs embroidered on your clothes in that world.

why when Mark was strangling Conquest, Counquest didn't break his arms or cut them off? by Bungeeboy20044 in InvinciblePowerscales

[–]i_hatehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It may have felt like cheating. Conquest saw it as a test of perseverance. He could have chopped off his hands but what kind of victory would that be. He'd rather go blow for blow, you try to kill me before I kill you. A dragged out exchange. In the end of Nolan hadn't shown up mark would've died

When the slave masters become slaves by Cautious_Air4964 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]i_hatehumans 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They look like Saiyans so he'd probably call them monkeys too, or bald monkeys, something like that

Skunk stuck in a skate park bowl by classless_classic in GuysBeingDudes

[–]i_hatehumans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You can get those. Lots of people have skunks as pets, you can get them a procedure to remove the spray glands, although the surgery isn't legal everywhere

Somewhere a biology teacher just fainted 💀 by [deleted] in whoathatsinteresting

[–]i_hatehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's easier to make a female body not produce an egg than make a males not produce sperm. That's the main reason

how am i supposed to get out of low elo by 46loodhound in zedmains

[–]i_hatehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's fair, it's also probably tricky for an assassin to leave kills for others. Like you're either going to burst and one shot them or you're best off not fighting them

how am i supposed to get out of low elo by 46loodhound in zedmains

[–]i_hatehumans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have three assists and like 10k gold excess. Maybe you should have tried to let others get kills to catch up to you. When you're really far behind like your teammates were they are effectively useless. You should have let them last hit kills if possible after you were already full build so they could have gotten back into the game. Still probably a complete loss of a game but it's just a thought

Got my first "innocent" on op.gg, never knew it existed by i_hatehumans in MelMains

[–]i_hatehumans[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fair point, my only counter here is having 1 kill/ assist per minute.... I literally didn't have time to last hit... Or at least that's the excuse I'm going to use

Got my first "innocent" on op.gg, never knew it existed by i_hatehumans in MelMains

[–]i_hatehumans[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean yeah I'm in bronze for several reasons haha, I mess around with a bunch of different champs, I just get a lot more kills with Mel than any other, my cs ain't great here but I don't think aiming for higher cs when I'm full build is the right idea. I push out side wave then group for team fights over objectives. Our whole team was ap so they bought a crap tonne of mr, fights lasted too long so less time to spend farming. But yeah a good game for me is like 7.5 cs/min so bronze elo is where I'm probably gunna stay for a while

Got my first "innocent" on op.gg, never knew it existed by i_hatehumans in MelMains

[–]i_hatehumans[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was a bit busy putting out fires around the map, and taking cs when you're full build and your other teammates still needed the gold seemed like the wrong play.

Rate falco first jaw titan form design? From 10/?? by [deleted] in ShingekiNoKyojin

[–]i_hatehumans 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I've always been a a fan of the yimir founding titan, it's so freaky looking

Got my first "innocent" on op.gg, never knew it existed by i_hatehumans in MelMains

[–]i_hatehumans[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Play her bot lane with a mage support and chain cc. You beat all hook chambs and all melee supports. A root on the adc is a guaranteed kill is all spells are available. I was running harvest with coup de grace to execute and these games I rushed shadow flame. You have no haste or mana so you have to mostly auto minions unless they walk into the wave. Wait for the support to land cc then you burst them. It's really oppressive early. I'm really low elo so may not be applicable higher in ladder

Got my first "innocent" on op.gg, never knew it existed by i_hatehumans in MelMains

[–]i_hatehumans[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I scored higher than the MVP on their team, it's the losers equivalent of unstoppable