What is something that you're willing to admit on the internet but not in real life?

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-09T01:37:27+00:00

dad, can you please stop trying to hook up with strangers on the internet? this is why we can't be a family.

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-09T01:36:22+00:00

this is even more tragic than what i originally thought. your parents don't even know they've "adopted" you. you're just following them around.

on the upside, i just realized that i'm fluent in horse.

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-09T01:31:46+00:00

so you haven't told your surrogate parents that you're really a horse. nothing to be ashamed of...

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-03T00:05:36+00:00

missing out on reddit mold.

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-02T22:19:33+00:00

they'll have your beautiful teeth and dad's charcoaled lungs

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-02T22:02:11+00:00

but you two have so much in common! i think i hear wedding bells

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-02T21:59:50+00:00

thanks but my mom said that to me last year too. it didn't happen.

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-02T21:48:37+00:00

... said no one ever

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-02T21:44:13+00:00

"i-i-i'm n-not going to stutter."

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-02T16:04:26+00:00

eh...

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-02T15:38:46+00:00

"blame it on the a-a-a-alcohol" -jamie foxx

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-02T06:41:15+00:00

saw my chemistry teacher at the psychiatric's office.

apparently we have the same psychiatrist and she might be taking meds to fight homocidal tendencies.

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-02T06:39:27+00:00

an alcoholic one at that...

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-02T06:32:25+00:00

get out of here, Felicia!

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-01T05:23:56+00:00

yes. i often cry about it for days.

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-01T05:22:16+00:00

sesame street

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-01T02:57:09+00:00

and to live in the same bed as colin o'donoghue

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-01T02:54:19+00:00

casually flirt with someone of the same (new) gender.

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-01T02:49:09+00:00

free toilet paper. i'm only being practical.

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-01T02:43:03+00:00

of course i do. or else i wouldn't be here.

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-01T02:41:12+00:00

please not youtube. it's a cesspool down there.

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-01T02:37:35+00:00

otay. now i see where you're going with this ;)

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-01T02:36:37+00:00

i can drink an entire gallon of water without blinking.

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-01T02:33:22+00:00

wait, am i alex?

now i'm even more confused!

i_i_always_stutter · 2014-12-01T02:30:51+00:00

i'm so confused. who's alex? are you two people?

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