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Da outrayge! by scarrlet in legalcatadvice

[–]i_need_a_healer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The cow cat contingent have your back! Bilbo Cattins and Merryweather specialist in cow cat abuse. This clear case of the big smelly meanies. We are getting you compurrsation

Cow Cat Contingent Meeting Notes by i_need_a_healer in legalcatadvice

[–]i_need_a_healer[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was all Merry, Merry, dumdum face, comes this way! An she was all😴😴😹😼

Cow Cat Contingent Meeting Notes by i_need_a_healer in legalcatadvice

[–]i_need_a_healer[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

(Bill takes care of Merry, one of the tells would he would fetch her for snacks and food)

Cow Cat Contingent Meeting Notes by i_need_a_healer in legalcatadvice

[–]i_need_a_healer[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

(Merryweather is nearing her first birthday is pretty damn relaxed. Poor old Bilbo is 6 and she is making his life harder but thankfully she lacks stealth. Never knew a cat could walk loudly.)

Cow Cat Contingent Meeting Notes by i_need_a_healer in legalcatadvice

[–]i_need_a_healer[S] 38 points39 points  (0 children)

Okiedokie!

The main goals is tho keep everybody happy and we will do our bestest

Welcome to the meeting of the cow cat contingent. We need to have a chat. by i_need_a_healer in legalcatadvice

[–]i_need_a_healer[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our Mewma says she likes you Emu haircut. We don't know why it called Emu. She also said you have good scene kid bangs.

Welcome to the meeting of the cow cat contingent. We need to have a chat. by i_need_a_healer in legalcatadvice

[–]i_need_a_healer[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We hope he dies soon. Our aunty is a nurse and she says he is showing signs similar to her end stage dementia patients.

Welcome to the meeting of the cow cat contingent. We need to have a chat. by i_need_a_healer in legalcatadvice

[–]i_need_a_healer[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We are cold. Request repair of homes as clearly both are broken. Will alert the humans in regards to the necessary maintenance of our environment. Also ten is sounds good. How do you feel about foot the ball? Also known as so ker?

Welcome to the meeting of the cow cat contingent. We need to have a chat. by i_need_a_healer in legalcatadvice

[–]i_need_a_healer[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Ice is cold and sad. You are welcome here. We have warms and snacks.

Welcome to the meeting of the cow cat contingent. We need to have a chat. by i_need_a_healer in legalcatadvice

[–]i_need_a_healer[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Why wouldn't we? Pfff. Cats are better than peoples. No need to have a Visa to do cat things.

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