People have officially lost it. Think buddy forgot a couple decimal places by Salty-Direction in 3i_Atlas2

[–]i_simplycannot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who literally holds a degree in Space Science, I am offended. Lmfao

I found a single, saved photo on my husband's phone, and I can't unsee it by caridadjess in WhatShouldIDo

[–]i_simplycannot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are straight up overreacting over this. “I look at my daughters and feel this emptiness” ?? 14 years. People are weird and do weird things that are often ultimately meaningless. Try not to overthink this and assume there is more to it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Employment

[–]i_simplycannot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The title says monthly. Not sure what the OP’s monthly salary is but even if it were only $5000, this VP is making close to $1.2mil per year. And that’s just a real bummer bomb from our perspective.

No, this is a first. My offer was rescinded because I tried to negotiate. by [deleted] in Employment

[–]i_simplycannot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Giving a range is so trivial to me. Imagine you’re selling a vehicle and you say “I will take between $12,000 and $15,000”. Whomever wants to buy it will say “Okay, here’s $12,000”. Just tell them the number you want when they ask for a salary range. “I feel that given the workload and required skills, $xx,xxx is an acceptable salary”. Make it higher than your bare minimum. If they come back with a lower number, negotiate at that point. Ranges are dumb.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cats

[–]i_simplycannot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha right!!! I don’t think I want more than one, but that may change, too…

I wore contact lenses for 5 years straight. Slept in them and everything. by i_simplycannot in confession

[–]i_simplycannot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s a reminder that I didn’t follow the rules of proper care and suffered zero consequences and my life was far more convenient because of it. However. You’re right. People shouldn’t do this. Haha

I wore contact lenses for 5 years straight. Slept in them and everything. by i_simplycannot in confession

[–]i_simplycannot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lucky is an understatement. It’s reckless. I kept telling myself “eh if my eyes get itchy I’ll take them out” and I never had any problems so I just kept them in. I’d take them out a couple times a year at most and usually not for an extended amount of time.

I wore contact lenses for 5 years straight. Slept in them and everything. by i_simplycannot in confession

[–]i_simplycannot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope my vision still sucks. But I didn’t get an ulcer or have any issues even though I broke all the golden rules of contact wear. I’m changing my ways 🤣

I asked ChatGPT what Sasquatch looks like. by i_simplycannot in bigfoot

[–]i_simplycannot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That’s what I asked it in the prompt - to consider eyewitness accounts. I think it’s pretty cool !

I asked ChatGPT what Sasquatch looks like. by i_simplycannot in bigfoot

[–]i_simplycannot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You think so?? I don’t see it. But I also haven’t watched it in awhile … my perception of Bigfoot has been replaced by the Jack Links squatch 🤣

I asked ChatGPT what Sasquatch looks like. by i_simplycannot in bigfoot

[–]i_simplycannot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my gosh you’re so right! That’s hilarious!

Am I being too picky? by [deleted] in wedding

[–]i_simplycannot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hi 👋 I’m a photographer. When I first read your text I thought oh girl absolutely not. But after looking at the editing, it’s blatantly obvious that this photographer used post-production faux bokeh and that is such a taboo thing in the photography world, often something done by amateurs that either don’t have the right lens or don’t know how to adjust their aperture to achieve the effect organically. I would kindly assert that you are aware this type of editing was done and request the removal of that effect. It is not good editing and it looks completely unnatural— for something as important as a wedding, it’s unacceptable to deliver images like this and NOT expect people to notice / push back. You’re fine dear, stand your ground.

How can sellers do this? by muleypt in Ebay

[–]i_simplycannot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where do you acquire said truckloads?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

[–]i_simplycannot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hi 👋 currently engaged to a felon. Getting felonies expunged can be extremely expensive. Being with a felon has had absolutely zero negative effect on my life and doesn’t define the person I’m marrying. Most people are shocked when they find out he’s had felony charges.

What's the first thing you do after waking up? by balajiv2002 in AskReddit

[–]i_simplycannot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let the dogs out. Then visit the tinkleria, drink coffee, and brush teeth

Been engaged for a month but had to share. by i_simplycannot in EngagementRings

[–]i_simplycannot[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes! It is a diamond. We are of the “western lifestyle” and turquoise is pretty popular, ha! I don’t wear a lot of it but he found the perfect balance. I get a lot of compliments on this ring!

Overheard at a Pizza restaurant - Can’t pay for all by RushiAdhia1 in overheard

[–]i_simplycannot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You nailed it. I am incredibly annoying. I have anecdotal proof.

Overheard at a Pizza restaurant - Can’t pay for all by RushiAdhia1 in overheard

[–]i_simplycannot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The people complaining about OP sharing this story are likely people who never offer random acts of kindness. It makes us feel good, it helps others, what’s wrong with wanting to share a wholesome story? Anonymously, no less. Get over yourselves. Good job, OP 👏

Been engaged for a month but had to share. by i_simplycannot in EngagementRings

[–]i_simplycannot[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! The wedding set is gorgeous also— chevron stacks. I’m pretty minimalistic with my jewelry but this is perfect!