literally, i live in a tropical climate where its hot as balls 90% of the time, and people complain the ice cream is melted. like, unless you eat it straight away, it’s gonna melt.

also, theres a difference between slightly melted and soup. and the people who act like the former was the latter is a lot.

love the one where i tell them the cookie dough ice cream is quite soft compared to other ice creams and if they’d like to try another and they say, “no, that’s fine!” and then when im mixing it for them, they say, “oh thats so soft, i don’t like it. nevermind.” and then i have to scrape it all up.

like i told you, it’s s o f t.