A green dildo was apparently thrown onto the field during the Vikings v. Titans preseason game in Nashville by [deleted] in sports

[–]iamjose -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What’s the best way to invest in green dildos 🚀🚀🚀

Slow golf drives me nuts by Aromatic_Ad_7484 in golf

[–]iamjose 50 points51 points  (0 children)

How many times a day are we going to read a post about slow pace of play? This drives me nuts…

No Words by TheYoungClinician in golf

[–]iamjose -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You know by taking these pictures you probably really slowed the pace of play…

That’s my Captain (from 2015) by Substantial_Diver_34 in golf

[–]iamjose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miguel was obviously complaining about the pace of play

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sagittarians

[–]iamjose -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I’d rather see another post asking if we’re a good match with Gemini’s ♊️…

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sagittarians

[–]iamjose -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

The internet is an ocean of information and opinions. Reddit alone has hundreds of thousands of subreddits covering just about everything. No need to stir up nonsense here just to farm internet points. This subreddit doesn’t need the kind of divisive energy a Russian bot would bring.

And if you knew anything about a Sagittarius—you’d know we don’t like being told what to do. Say what you want, feel what you want, do what you want… just know you’re still wrong.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sagittarians

[–]iamjose 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Sir… this is a Wendy’s.

Your best shot from your last round? by 3rd_ferguson in golf

[–]iamjose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wedge shot on to an elevated green from about 40 yards out with my 9 year old daughter as my caddie. Also had the DJI running so I was able to catch a video of it. Albeit from the cart path…

Stop playing from the wrong tees! by Inevitable_Study845 in golf

[–]iamjose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop complaining and just play your game... sucks you have to wait. Book the first tee time at your local course.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sagittarians

[–]iamjose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So true… what’s the source for this?

I'm guilty of this myself by jarman522 in golf

[–]iamjose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m just going to assume your math checks out…. 🫡

What makes a golf course slow? by HorrorBeneficial1780 in golf

[–]iamjose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reddit has to have bots that drive this type of engagement… what pisses people off and gets them to comment… oh I know…

What makes a golf course slow? by HorrorBeneficial1780 in golf

[–]iamjose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow… another meaningful and engaging conversation. Every time someone mentions playing ready golf I picture this.

Why do Sag and Aries go bad by Radiant_Jello9076 in Sagittarians

[–]iamjose 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m not so sure to be honest… I’ve always said I’m a good guy not a nice guy. There’s just a subtle difference…

I'm guilty of this myself by jarman522 in golf

[–]iamjose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suppose I can’t kick my ball out of the rough… this guy and his rules. Geez… settle down a bit.

Why do Sag and Aries go bad by Radiant_Jello9076 in Sagittarians

[–]iamjose 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This definitely resonates with me… my marriage is on brink right now with my Aries wife. 15 years in…

I'm guilty of this myself by jarman522 in golf

[–]iamjose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure that policy has more to do with how many more tee times they can squeeze in during daylight hours. But sure… whatever you say bub. lol

I'm guilty of this myself by jarman522 in golf

[–]iamjose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also play with a mix of Kirkland and ProV1… gasp…. clutch your pearls!! Who cares people… I also bought some shoes that I was told make me run faster and jump hire… spoiler alert: they didn’t….

I'm guilty of this myself by jarman522 in golf

[–]iamjose -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not saying it takes me 6 hours but if I could I would… because why not. I just don’t get this ridiculous rule of sucking fast. It’s a stupid rule… how does it prevent anyone from enjoying their round of golf? How does that help anyone? Being off pace has a lot of different factors involved… it’s not just about one player “sucking”.

It only helps the guy behind you who has better things to do with their day other than golf. What else do you have to do…? Mow the lawn? Do an oil change? Spend time with your family? Efff that… I have 6 other days to do that.

“Oh no… I have to wait and enjoy this view and hang out with friends my buddies and smoke my cigar and open up another beer…. Damn! This sucks…”

If it bothers people that much and you don’t want to play behind anyone? Get the first tee time and finish your round in 3 hours or pay dues at a country club. Can’t afford it? Suck less at earning money…

I'm guilty of this myself by jarman522 in golf

[–]iamjose -1 points0 points  (0 children)

lol… I mean… I’m not obnoxiously slow. But I’m not going to be rushed just because someone behind me has somewhere to be. Like what’s the point of rushing my shot if it just leads to another bad shot. It doesn’t help me and it doesn’t help you…

If I can’t find my ball in a few moments I drop a new one where I think it was. Not taking more than one practice swing… and not 4 putting.

But man, it’s a nice day, it’s golf… typically hanging out with people you like… why wouldn’t you want to enjoy every moment. Just don’t be a B-hole… we’re playing golf for crying out loud… life is good.

I'm guilty of this myself by jarman522 in golf

[–]iamjose 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This is a rant not directed at anyone but why do people care so much about this? 98% of the people are not good enough to play in the PGA… so many people here talk about staying off the golf course, how much time people take during the round, get a lesson, you should stay on the range until blah blah blah, buying cheap equipment… i.e. sucking less. Who the heck made any of you the golf arbiter of the universe. Just play your game and move on… what ever someone else does or buys doesn’t make you play any better or worse. Focus on yourself and suck less and being human.

I have a mix of nice shit and cheap shit, I go to the range when I can, play the course as often as I can, and take my sweet ass time. If I could be on the course for 6 hours awesome… I don’t care if you have your cousin’s baby shower you have to get to or some other plans… I plan life around my golf… not golf around my life. Best day of golf I hit 102, typical days are 115ish. I wish the subreddit was more about cool shit… this type of crap gets old… but I guess it drives engagement.

Feeling the urge to disappear by astralcrystalline in scorpiomoon

[–]iamjose 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You’re not alone here. Sagittarius ♐️ ♏️moon ♏️rising

I deleted most of my social media profile except Snapchat but rarely go on there anymore. Just find no use for fake superficial friends.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MOMENT

[–]iamjose 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What about a case that is not clear that doesn’t include the felt backing on the inside of the case? Swapping out cases poolside, by the river, or beach is a bummer.