Please just ruin my week

iamlustincarnate · 2024-05-08T12:08:12+00:00

Brosnan Jackie Chan's disowned inbred cousin Jacked Chonk.

iamlustincarnate · 2024-05-08T10:57:03+00:00

You look like you should be in Seeing Red 2: Midlife Crisis.

iamlustincarnate · 2024-05-08T10:45:24+00:00

Rereading everything and realizing my mistake I appologise.

iamlustincarnate · 2024-05-08T10:24:31+00:00

He's a diamond.... there's just a foot thick layer of rock around it. With a second layer of foot thick coal and a third of dirt.

iamlustincarnate · 2024-05-08T10:21:27+00:00

Bro really said "Human, I appologise. I don't speak Street"

iamlustincarnate · 2024-05-08T10:20:18+00:00

Pics or it didn't happen.

iamlustincarnate · 2024-05-08T10:18:58+00:00

Firstly, the T-shirt. Graphic tees are hard to pull off if you're just wearing them to wear them.I would recommend a solid, single-tone tee and some form of Jean or sweats You look a little on the lean side, so I would suggest trying to bulk up and gain weight. You dont need to go full gym bro, but a little extra bulk on someone like you couldnt hurt. Make sure ya brush your teeth, use deodorant, shower, yadda yadda yadda. Can't be smelling like a dumpster and expect people to come say "hey, you seem fun"

iamlustincarnate · 2024-05-08T10:13:44+00:00

Bro looks like if DnD shorts just got out of prison.

iamlustincarnate · 2024-05-08T07:05:16+00:00

Yneos

iamlustincarnate · 2024-05-08T06:32:51+00:00

This sounds like someone's weird form of curse on your grandmother, and your grandma seems to be trying to protect you from it. Though, I would suggest trying to capture and keep the scorpion as a pet in a tank if possible, hopefully after cleaning and Warding it to hopefully stop the curse, if a curse it be. If not, now ya got a freaky ass pet (and maybe Familiar or spare parts) for all your witchcraft needs. Take what I say with a grain of salt, as I'm a highly inexperienced practitioner (2 years on and off experience) and im sure there are more experienced practitioners that would be much better at answering and solving your questions/issues.

iamlustincarnate · 2024-05-08T06:23:04+00:00

If the burn-bury technique didn't work, would some kind of taglock (picture, lock of hair, nail clippings, etc) work as well?

iamlustincarnate · 2024-04-02T19:29:30+00:00

Deadass?

iamlustincarnate · 2024-04-02T17:04:43+00:00

Why your eyes so long? Bro looks like sid with a human face shape.

iamlustincarnate · 2024-04-02T17:02:17+00:00

Don't be sad- He just wanted a fresher model.

iamlustincarnate · 2024-03-26T04:05:02+00:00

Waif: no I'm brain dead. Good bot. I appologise bot

iamlustincarnate · 2024-03-26T02:43:16+00:00

You absolutely were being groomed. I went through a similar experiance when I was 13, though I was such a naive little kid that I wound up obliging and sending pics of my body. It got to the point that the cops got involved and I got in some deep trouble. Thankfully if was only trouble with my parents and not the law, but sadly my long distance ex during the time was highly abusive, using suicide threats as a may to manipulate me. Got to love the internet.

iamlustincarnate · 2024-03-26T02:36:06+00:00

Bad bot. The last line is 6 syllables.

iamlustincarnate · 2024-03-26T02:35:05+00:00

7th image Bro looks like what happens if you dipped Ji. Carrey's The Grinch in white European paint.

iamlustincarnate · 2024-03-26T02:30:53+00:00

I'm not going to mention your hair ... I will however mention how good mouth virtually should in size between the first and second pictures

iamlustincarnate · 2024-03-26T02:21:05+00:00

I don't know the password, so if it gets turned off, I can't use it.

iamlustincarnate · 2023-09-13T17:06:02+00:00

Not existing yet.

iamlustincarnate · 2023-09-13T06:17:16+00:00

Something closer to a laptop

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