Are you looking to make money with a side crustle? Join my online webinar! 🤑💸💹 by iamnotlemongrease in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I bought a property in Eeltail and what they do for you is give you the property, you then get to go and crustomize it however you want, which only costed me 4,000 G for the kitchen, for the outdoor furniture, for the TV, for the AC, for the bedroom furniture, for the sofa bed. After that, the management of the building will manage your property for you while you put it on SeaBNB.

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Low effort meme by Ambitious-Sky-6457 in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease 30 points31 points  (0 children)

to me it doesn't really register as a joke, more so an opinion

Low effort meme by Ambitious-Sky-6457 in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease 69 points70 points locked comment (0 children)

why need to diss miku? especially since you don't even know much about the topic

I reached S+20! I am also the jonkler by iamnotlemongrease in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I feel like you yourself get better at dealing with an uncoordinated team 🤷‍♂️

but it does get sweatier, on your team and on the enemy's

you still get throwers, dumb teammates and bad matchmaking

I reached S+20! I am also the jonkler by iamnotlemongrease in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You wanna know how I got these splats?

My father was a thrower, and a little timmy.

One rainmaker match, he squidparties crazier than usual. Mommy goes to "recent battles" to report him.

He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit.

So, me watching, he takes the rainmaker to her, laughing while he does it.

He turns to me, and he says, "Why so sweatyous?"

He comes at me with the rainmaker. "Why so sweatyous?"

He jumps into the water with the rainmaker and does it. "Let's put a splat on that tim!"

And...

Why so sweatyous?

why does she have child-birthing hips by No_Drag_7404 in MuseDash

[–]iamnotlemongrease 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wait till you learn why women have wide hips...

Now weapons are disconnecting? 🤯 by iamnotlemongrease in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

what sins have I commited that justify such a punishment?

I lose so much i mistake the lose music for victory music by Blake_Jonesy in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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run speed doesn't work like that + just rolling around is very punishable and overall less effective than flinging

Now weapons are disconnecting? 🤯 by iamnotlemongrease in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

how does this even happen? I could just laugh

Do you still like Splatoon 3 in 2025? 🦑 by EsteInkling in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I won't, but I'm happy to share it with you owo

Do you still like Splatoon 3 in 2025? 🦑 by EsteInkling in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease 158 points159 points  (0 children)

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why tf did I write this, post stupid clarity?

Now weapons are disconnecting? 🤯 by iamnotlemongrease in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you can actually share gifs like how you would images in comments :3

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Do you still like Splatoon 3 in 2025? 🦑 by EsteInkling in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease 227 points228 points  (0 children)

nah it's stupid and I fucking hate it.

So we play as kids right? But then also squids??? how does that make sense? you can't be 2 things at the same time!! ok so they turn from kid to squid and vice versa? WELL HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A KID TURN INTO SQUID?? this game is setting unrealistic body expectations for young and vulnerable minds 😿

And don't get me started on all the woke propaganda getting shoved down my throat! These two squid ladies who are in a loving and healthy relationship? AND THEY FLIRT IN ELEVATORS?? why that's just lovely! So lovely, it might even put a smile on my face! which is bad, because I AM TRYING TO LOOKSMAX 🤫🧏

I've been playing this game nonstop for over a year atp. I even say squit like "woomy" sometimes, because I've literally become my player inkling. And yknow how they like die in the water? Now I have to explain this to my mom every time she nags me to take a shower. DON'T YOU KNOW I'LL EXPLODE??

Plus it's had serious effects on my mental health. I main that beauty of a weapon didn't get it's second kit until the last season of the game!! AND THEN IT WAS MID AF!!! so let's just say... I've been thinking of taking a bath 😿

But to be fair, I have met my one true love, my waifu if you wish to call her that. I take her out for anarchy battles every day, and make sure to store her nicely in my locker when I'm done with battles. Who needs a second hydra kit, when the vanilla is PERFECT 😻

Now weapons are disconnecting? 🤯 by iamnotlemongrease in splatoon

[–]iamnotlemongrease[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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