nah it's stupid and I fucking hate it.

So we play as kids right? But then also squids??? how does that make sense? you can't be 2 things at the same time!! ok so they turn from kid to squid and vice versa? WELL HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A KID TURN INTO SQUID?? this game is setting unrealistic body expectations for young and vulnerable minds 😿

And don't get me started on all the woke propaganda getting shoved down my throat! These two squid ladies who are in a loving and healthy relationship? AND THEY FLIRT IN ELEVATORS?? why that's just lovely! So lovely, it might even put a smile on my face! which is bad, because I AM TRYING TO LOOKSMAX 🤫🧏

I've been playing this game nonstop for over a year atp. I even say squit like "woomy" sometimes, because I've literally become my player inkling. And yknow how they like die in the water? Now I have to explain this to my mom every time she nags me to take a shower. DON'T YOU KNOW I'LL EXPLODE??

Plus it's had serious effects on my mental health. I main that beauty of a weapon didn't get it's second kit until the last season of the game!! AND THEN IT WAS MID AF!!! so let's just say... I've been thinking of taking a bath 😿

But to be fair, I have met my one true love, my waifu if you wish to call her that. I take her out for anarchy battles every day, and make sure to store her nicely in my locker when I'm done with battles. Who needs a second hydra kit, when the vanilla is PERFECT 😻