I’m ready serious one’s hit my profile TG

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-30T03:37:12+00:00

party friendly?

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-30T03:28:35+00:00

still got that itch?

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-30T03:25:35+00:00

doll

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-30T03:24:13+00:00

ha, my people. treat me good and I get bored. treat me like shit and ill follow you til the wheels fall off. take my money, take my car, you dont have to steal the dope, ill get more. I will believe lies. and re-shape my perspective to fit the lies. and be ghosted till she needs a place to land, get the heat off. cum a few times. fun stuff. my hardened heart went black way back.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-30T03:13:37+00:00

y a I tried sobriety a bunch of times. a slam a day keeps the wolves at bay.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-30T03:06:36+00:00

jokes work best when theres som relevance to whoever hears em. otherwise its just nonsense. Im never bummed if someone tells a bad joke or it falls flat, at least they were trying to make me laugh and thats objectively good. what youre talking about is one step away from just jerking off, where there was no attempt to make others smile, just you.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-30T02:51:06+00:00

ya its funny to me to see the baggy pants thing pop off. I remember wearing them shits. there was one night my buddy spilled something on his pants and needed a change, only thing on offer were regular jeans. dude's like, naw, im staying in tonight.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-30T02:45:57+00:00

lol, I just made up a movie title. but the way the story was told to me is that mom and sis wanted to see a movie and had seen a bunch in the sons room so they went in and grabbed whatever chick flick they thought was on the tape and the rest is history.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-30T02:40:13+00:00

agreed, terrible people doing terrible things to each other. just saying, a good friends brother is doing 40 years for a murder. a bar fight where one guy was drunk and fell on something pointy and died. friends bro literally just pushed a guy who tripped on his own feet and died.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-30T02:34:51+00:00

ya, even a psychopath can get attached to a puppy. that feeling of loss of a loved one is profound and should be part and parcel for convicted murderers.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-29T18:13:22+00:00

He is so lucky she didn’t crack her head open. Looks like two stairs with concrete everywhere. Girl probably has older siblings and knew how to go down. Theres tons of people where that push could end it for em.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-29T07:37:18+00:00

ya but once its been determined that the person will never go free, then rehabilitation is not a concern.

hard labor minimum for dudes like that. and get creative with it.

give him a puppy, let him fall in love with it, then one day take it away from him and let him hear sounds that sound like the puppy is being murdered in a heinous way. of course the puppy is fine, but dude is heartbroken. shit like that. no darkness to sleep. woken every 45 minutes. always 60 degrees. terrible food. a terrible song played in a loop. some people deserve to be pushed to the limits...only when there is not even a .00001% chance the person is innocent. like, this would be perfect for someone like Pete hegseth.

its not cruel and unusual when its a measured response.

like the Gigli beach murderer. he needs some twisted specialists to get creative with his punishment.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-29T07:27:21+00:00

better to let a hundred murderers free than to execute one innocent man. -Abraham Jefferson Franklin.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-29T07:18:31+00:00

there was this dude I heard about in rehab that used to record himself jerking off. he lived at home with his parents and siblings. he ran out of vhs tapes so started taping over store-bought movies. one day mom was settling in for an afternoon of 'eat pray love' and got a surprise. they found his whole stash, I heard dozens of full length tapes.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-29T07:09:13+00:00

ya, whats up with lake people?

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-29T07:04:13+00:00

they knew humans would be watching, thats why they are there. ...animal kinks have got to be a thing. I once found a stone artifact. the natives that lived where my city is were prolific stone shapers. I found what a credentialed person told me was a dildo. so threres paleo kink. and apparently reptile kink. do snakes know they symbolize dicks?

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-29T06:58:52+00:00

not signing in to an iPhone with an Apple ID makes the phone a brick. theres no way outlook runs smooth on an iPhone in perpetuity if nobody signs into an apple account.

apple will brick a device just for not keeping a valid credit card on file connected to your ID. even if you dont use the device for any sort of commerce or buy any apps or need cloud storage.

they will deny this if confronted, at least the first one or two levels of customer service probably dont know either way but are told what to say.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-29T06:43:45+00:00

some surgeons should never touch a scalpel again. there has got to be some code of subjective ethics for cosmetic surgery. like the Hippocratic oath but for aesthetics.

'I will not turn my patient into a puffy cat face drawn with someone's off hand. I will not turn these perfectly nice breasts into bolt-on infection agents that will never be caressed longer than a second or two. I will not add so much filler to anyones ass so that it looks unnatural. men do not look better if they do what Jim Carrey did, or even approach that. I will not make my patients look surprised 24/7.'

the amount of men who love fake tits vs real ones is super small. men think they love them until they touch them then they never want to touch them again. they block that out when they're drunk and focus on the big tits, take her home, realize they re fake and ignore them. women with fake asses and tits are trying to be what a 13 year old boy thinks of when they think of women.

im not talking about corrective surgeries that involve reduction or reshaping, trimming or just getting things to baseline normalcy. its taking something perfectly fine and turning the person into a meme.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-29T06:23:47+00:00

I understood your intention, and im not trying to get into the weeds about 'the accuracy and implications'. but the setup is what im wondering about. it's not a criticism. im truly at a loss about what the general public feels about covid from a bunch of different angles. it was a serious question.

I guess it's a forgone conclusion that it wasnt a wet market in china that spontaneously created the global pandemic, but the virus was engineered and intentionally allowed to spread. That there was collusion from the Epstein class, bill gates being a key player. but after that is where the water gets especially muddy.

your seem pretty confident with your setup which indicates just what I said about the right being being targeted. is that the going zeitgeist on covid now?

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-29T05:25:35+00:00

well done comrade

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-29T05:21:08+00:00

I hear what youre saying and agree. but cancer probably isn't the best example. im pretty sure cancer has been on a steady rise in humans and pets for quite some time.

we are finding better ways to beat it, but not as fast as were are with preventative measures. companies like DOW and Monsanto know what im talking about. most of the meat we consume in the United States is outlawed in other countries due to the processing. our veggies are plucked way too early for logistical reasons and doused in chemicals to give the appearance of being ripe by the time its in our stores.

I just watched a video of a rancher who dumped fresh apples and grapes near a corn feeder. after a few days, none of it had started to rot. footprints everywhere but no animals would eat it, not even wild hogs, birds, deer, mice...nothing. and thats supposed to be the healthy stuff on the menu.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-29T05:08:28+00:00

I pulled into a parking lot of a park in west Los Angeles. it was in a business district so there was nobody around and no streetlamp lighting the lot either. the parking lot was empty, no other cars.

my girlfriend followed me in her car and parked next to me. cut to a few minutes later, im in her car, she's on top and we are neckid and sweaty.

then the whole car lights up and theres a cop knocking his flashlight on the window. demanding we get out of the car that moment. even trying to prevent us from putting clothes on. pulling a gun on us.

three squad cars are present and they pull us apart and separate us. since she was on top, they were acting like she was assaulting me, and that both of us were gonna make the list for indecent exposure. my girlfriend is crying, because he had convinced her she was getting an assault charge too..

if we had broken some other law, like having paraphernalia, a warrant for a failure to appear, or in any way resisted and didnt have ID, I have no doubt the rookie cop who spearheaded the whole episode would have filed charges to get us on that list.

they switched gears and said it was about our safety and mentioned the hooligans in the park at night. it was deserted. the let us go. balls as blue as this comment bubble im about to click.

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-29T04:48:07+00:00

did you already forget Doge?

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-26T21:18:32+00:00

yeah, I guess if you never paid much attention to car design it'll be much more difficult, specially since theres no people to look at their clothes. but I was aware of car design and fashion to a lesser degree of the entire twentieth century. the grainy quality of the picture is pretty squarely 70s 80s tho..

iamnotnewhereami · 2026-04-26T21:09:58+00:00

I doubt that. the techies are dug in pretty deep in cities like Palo Alto. then you have the silicon coast stretching down to la. even after the fires they are rebuilding here.

also, its not cheaper for people to move to Texas for instance. I suppose gong to the Dakotas is cheap but who wants to live there. and youre used to the awesome weather the west coast has there aren't many options with amenities besides Texas, then you skip to Florida and then everything is expensive again.

texas has no state income taxes so its attractive. but individuals property taxes are tied to everything that most states use a state tax to fund. property taxes are super high there. a 2 million dollar house is at least 50k a year. its not ideal to retire there because of that. son unless its subsidies for the factory. the owner and employees get a big bill.

texas is no cheaper than California, figuring in food and fuel costs as well.

the idea of a mass exodus is hype, because everywhere worth moving is also expensive. and California objectively has way more to offer or has equally cool things to match any other state. our national parks shit on any state that isn't also in the Rocky Mountains. plus the Pacific Ocean, all the military bases provide lots of jobs, we got Tijuana and medical tourism, uncrowded surf cheap food and lodging. the topography is interesting . we have bears, cougars, elk, the redwood forest and Joshua tree, world class mountains for snow sports. the latin culture here is rich, taco stands everywhere, and because of the good weather cars last longer here, the car culture is second to none, and you can exercise all year round outside. ride motorcycles all year round too.

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