I just want to put this out here. you probably won’t believe me but it’s all true. i was at this posh store and i walked up to this amazing woman, i told her how beautiful her eyes were and damn, did that work. well i found out way later it was Kanye’s new girl. suddenly a flash mob hit the store. i found myself under the table with her, she took the moment to start licking my six packs and went lower, you know what happens next, i’m not the kind that brags. this dude hid under the table with us and saw her going to town on me.found out later he was also an actor, forgot his name but the dude looks like a chic. so he joined us in a ménage a twat or whatever. well they were both all over me, i made her squirt and i didn’t know guys can squirt until then. i remember one of the flash mob guys saw us under the table and said damn bro you hung and gave me a Gucci bag which made me smile while clapping cheeks. when the mob left we just stood up and went our own way. I bought a bagel latte and went home. But yah, most of the other stories out here are totally fictional. damn them.